For years, the collective ‘we’ looked at Gordon Ramsay and wondered why he had all those oddball nervous tics. The “Yes chef?!”, the cutting motion he insisted on doing around his own throat, shouting “Uh?” and “Big Boy!” as punctuation and the weird little jiggling dance he does which makes him look like a toddler bursting for the toilet.
It’s obvious now that these things were the physical manifestations of his jangled nerves because he’s a famous person who is unable to deal with the stresses of having sex with someone who isn’t his wife. We’d better add ALLEGEDLY, eh?
And now, the woman who claims to have willingly taken Gordon Ramsay’s penis into her has sent a letter to Ramsay’s wife, Tana. Both of these things underline that she is quite clearly mental.
We’ve seen Ramsay on our screens, looking more browbeaten and wounded, which of course, is hilariously good fun to watch. After stomping about the place like the last Alpha Male on Earth, he’s now resembling something more akin to someone who has just been summoned to the headmaster’s office.
So while everyone in his family hates him, the woman who alleges she’s the chef’s former mistress has written an open letter to his wife Tana.
Quite why she’d choose to do this is baffling. Having read the thing (don’t worry, it is coming), it seems to be some kind of misguided sisterly solidarity. A bit like The Spice Girls shouting GIRL POWER! at Prince Charles.
Ramsay’s fall out with his wife Tana’s relatives created column inches last month when he sacked her father, Chris Hutcheson, from his post as CEO of Gordon Ramsay Holdings. He went about trying to patch things up by writing an open letter to his mother-in-law Greta in the press. Sadly, old Gordy criticised her in another tabloid.
Do you think he’s ever heard of sitting someone down and having a nice talk with them? Open letters in the press seem so needy and falsely grand.
Anyway, now Ramsay has got this open letter from serial mistress Sarah Symonds to contend with.
In the post on her blog, PillowTalk, Symonds writes:
“Dear Tana – Hand on heart, I write to you here today with all good intentions, because after reading – along with the rest of the world – all that is being said about you by Gordon, and by your father, I really feel for you.
“I mean, it can’t be easy for a woman like you to be perceived by both of them (Ramsay and Hutcheson) as SO weak, and so easy to manipulate… Tana, you are a successful woman, mother, and author, and represent what so many married women aspire to be. What they are saying is damaging and it’s unfair of them. After all, they are the ones with the secrets!
“I know full well what it is like to be manipulated by bullies and powerful men with huge egos Tana, and sadly your husband featured as one of them in my life for way too long…
“Anyhow, I am in your corner Tana as I certainly know how hard it is to discover that people you’ve loved and trusted are not who you thought they were at all. It is HEARTBREAKING. Trust me, I know that feeling. And, although I don’t know your mother from Adam, if she really did give you that advice about dumping Gordon, she kinda has my vote here I have to say….”
She’s really helpful isn’t she? If, by which you read ‘helpful’ as ‘a ghastly, needy, attention seeking shitbasket who is helping to stick further fingers in the already open wound of Tana Ramsay’.
Still, in the meantime, we can all laugh at Gordon Ramsay because he’s having a really horrible time of it. Consider this revenge for all those people you shouted at on television.
the stickman says
Stick-a mah pee-nis in you, oh-wo-ah stick-a mah pee-nis in you!!
this site is shit says
wow this is a terrible article. Gordon Ramsay is the fucking man, and this shit is doo-doo dumb-dumb retarded. I stumbled upon this idiotic place when I googled “gordon ramsay penis” because I was high. I never knew people were getting paid to gossip about Gordon Ramsay like fucking middle schoolers. I guess you all have small wangs. Suck mine,
Mr. Big Dong Daddy
Momo says
Yes of course, gordon has heard of “sitting someone down and having a chat” have you ever watched kitchen nightmares? Also, you have very bad grammar for someone who is trying to be a blogger. I too stumbled upon this while googling ” Gordon Ramsays penis” perhaps you could do us all a favor, stop writing bullshit articles and start finding us some photos of Gordon Ramsays package.
Chasity says
Not his fault the people he screams at are disgusting chef-wannabes and he has the right to put them in their place before they kill someone. Yes, I do admit I was looking for pictures of the Chef’s schlong as well, but I stumble upon this crap. She’s mental yes, mental for even putting it out there that she fucked him for so long. Who would do that with someone like Chef Ramsay? I mean, come on!! You’d both be eating at the same time.. You’d eat his food….and he’d eat you. While I do feel sorry for his wife, it’s a consequence of being a celeb. It’s inevitable that your celeb spouse will cheat on you.