Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are everyone’s favourite lunatics. However, knocking them all into a cocked hat is the tremendously troubled Edward Furlong, who you may remember as Him From The Terminator Films.
Well, this week, Furlong added another slice of bad behaviour to his CV, which is just great.
Furlong was arrested yesterday for violating a domestic restraining order. Oh, not to mention the fact that he’s behind in child support because he’s completely and utterly broke. Maybe he wants to write for hecklerspray?
Furlong told a judge this morning:
“I’m out of money. I’m completely broke.”
Now, seeing as he’s currently starring in the upcoming film The Green Hornet (which, for the record, looks impressively dismal), you have to wonder where his fee is.
Of course, Furlong has an answer for this riddle, bemoaning the fact that he has to pay 10 percent to his lawyer, 10 percent to his publicist and 10 percent to his manager. That leaves poor ol’ Eddie a paltry 70 percent left to play with. So where did it go?
Well, Furlong had long battled/enjoyed tipping drugs and booze down his neck and well… driving while under the influence of having tipped booze and drugs down his neck hole. We suppose all those fines don’t pay for themselves.
We can’t help you when trying to clear up why him and a bunch of pals decided to hoik a load of lobsters from their tanks at a grocery store, leaving Furlong to run around in circles while the police considered tasering him just for a laugh.
Anyway, he’s as mad as a talking horseradish and has been arrested for violating a restraining order by getting too close to his ex.
Fun times!
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T-Cake says
Sweet Jesus – I thought Edward Furlong was long dead. But back to the point at hand – I understand the need for a lawyer. Does he really have to have a manager and publicist to handle twenty-year-old Terminator business?
P.S.
I’ll concede the fact that the kid did ride a mean dirt bike.