Remember we were giving away some tickets for Global Gathering? Well, you can stop entering now! That’s because Tilly Price has won! And Tilly sent us a picture, showing us her celebrations, having some tiny drug-dealer fish eat bits of her feet off, which is just lovely.
We asked you to come up with a new genre, which saw most of you pathetic swine simply shouting “PLEASE! PLEASE LET ME WIN! I WANNA GO!” which isn’t even entering the spirit of the thing. As punishment, we’ve forwarded your names and emails to nefarious spambots.
Amongst the suggestions of ‘pro celebrity goat felch house‘, ‘Flaccid core‘ and ‘Please-don't-do-this-I-have-3-kids-and-my-wife?s-got-spinabifida-step‘, Tilly shone out with her admiration for Ethiopian long distance runners, with the marvellous ‘Highly Gabberpsychlassie‘. And so, Tilly will be able to now stand in a disgusting field with her manky feet, surrounded by youths filled with chemicals dancing to the likes of Underworld, Pendulum and Bernard Cribbins. N-JOI!
Carlos Estefez says
*MASSIVE SULK*
@EssBen says
Lucky.
I fucking love Bernard Cribbins >.<
a leigh says
She has a fishy foo too!