The collective stars of Glee are so clean-cut and boring that they’re almost Teflon for interest. Seriously. The only thing of note about them is when they take their tops off or cover a song which irritates pooh-poohing rock fans (the latter is always particularly funny as musos deserve everything they get).
However, this hasn’t always been the case. You see, All-American Biegeheart, Cory Monteith, used to be much more interesting.
You see, he had a drug problem in his past! In fact, so bad was his druggery that his pals thought it might kill him! So was he a ravaged heroin addict, robbing bodegas at gun-point and selling off his parent’s belongings to fund his dastardly habit?
Of course not. This is Glee and America. You only have to look at a drawing of some beer and people think you’ve got an alcohol problem.
See, this vapid, boring shit skipped school a coupla times and smoked pot. And yes, while weed can turn the most pleasant of people into one of the most irritating bores you’ll ever meet, it’s hardly PCP is it?
Cory said:
?I burned a lot of bridges. I was out of control. I had a serious problem, anything and everything as much as possible.?
Unbelievably, his mother sent him to rehab at 19 because she thought he might die. Die of boredom presumably. However, in a rare turn of fun, Cory adds:
?I did the stint but went back to doing exactly what I left off doing?
Sadly, saccharine horseshit is never far away.
?It was a cry for help. I said, ?Yeah, it was me.? It was the first truthful thing out of my mouth in years.?
Someone call this prick a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulance.
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brandon says
So now that he’s dead do you still think his addictions were frivolous?
anon says
Yeah, and now he’s dead you fucking dipshit.
Kasey says
Wow. Don’t you like a complete fool now. The only vapid person here is you. You’re disgusting.
Kevin Ivers says
So, Mof. Are you proud of this post?
ewolf says
nice post, prick.
better now that he wasn’t just whining for help?
Ron Ron says
Nice work. Moron.
Shayne Elizabeth says
To the ‘writer’ of this ‘article’ who did not research, interview anyone or put one ounce of journalistic integrity towards this piece. I hate you for that. I do not know you. I most likely would not look twice in your direction if we passed on the street, but your desperate attempt to gather readers with a slamming article on someone you knew nothing about makes you an ugly person.
Yesterday, July 13’th 2013, Cory was found dead in his hotel room of a drug over-dose.
Jonny says
Interesting article given what happened to Mr. Monteith….f#ckin’ idiot mouthing off like you know what you’re talking about.
john says
Mof Gimmers you self righteous bigoted prick – just read this article. Hope you stew in your words and shed your arrogance