Breaking news type of thing alert! George Michael has reportedly been charged with driving under the influence of drink and drugs. Honestly! He’s a one-man Cheech and Chong. We reckon he could smoke Method Man and Redman under a table. Probably.
The former Wham bar was also charged with possession of cannabis, reports Sky News. How many packets of Space Raiders do you think he goes through in a week?
Anyway, Michael was freed on bail following his arrest this morning and is due to appear before Highbury magistrates on August 24th.? This is all because he had a slight accident when he crashed his car into a shop.
More news when we get it. Feel free to abuse in the comments.
Serena says
Seriously-is there no one in this mans life who can say “Hey George-maybe nipping to the shop AGAIN after that bottle of wine and 50 spliffs might not be a good idea”
I wonder if a police car sits permanently outside his home-just for kicks? It’d be the easiest arrest ever!
Mary says
I love that man…I wish he would spend more time writing beautiful music, he is an amazing songwriter!! Love you George!!!