If you’re a fan of George Clooney and you miss the days when he used to cut people open so he could more accurately shift their innards around – have we got good news for you!
No, we’re not talking about every single girl he dated in the eighties and their wild accusations against him – if they exist at all. We’re talking about him making a bold return to ER – that Doogie Howser spin-off with an all grown-up cast.
You see, as we heard it he’s short on cash, and he became so right in the middle of a driveway repaving. That’s when ER execs swooped in with several individually wrapped dollar bills to impress him with.
Last time G. Clooney was in a hospital it was because he was trying to jump his girlfriend with a motorbike or something. He lost control, swerved into several hundred pigs, and then broke all his favourite ribs in the ensuing stampede.
All of our lives would be far more interesting were even a little of that true.
Next time he’s in a hospital, however, it’ll be on his terms. Also the hospital will be far more TV set-ish than an actual hospital – that’s because he’s returning to ER for a super crummy ‘remember when he was here’ episode. If E! Online is to be believed:
“Sources tell E! News that George Clooney will be shooting scenes this week for an upcoming episode of the hit medical series, which is in its 15th and final season on NBC. The network recently ordered up another three episodes of its stalwart Thursday-night drama, raising hopes that nabbing Clooney for a guest spot was one of the reasons for the extension.”
It’ll be interesting to see how they bring Clooney’s character back, seeing as how last time we saw him he was in the bottom of a Transylvanian death-pit thoroughly impaled on several large, wooden stakes.
Wait, is that true? We’ve no idea actually – we tend to remember things far more interesting than they actually were. For instance, did you know Obama ate his twin while still in the womb? Also, Greta Van Susteren once tore the jaws off of two teenage tigers and used them to scale a very tall glass building. It was during sweeps week.
We would have watched that 1000 times over.
Nobody’s quite sure when Clooney’s episodes will air, but we’re sure his mother is sitting eagerly in her barcalounger with a shaky finger hovering over the DVR record button just in case word comes.
If he was our son, we’d probably be doing the same.