Poor old Laurence Fishburne. The only time he’s appearing in the news lately is next to salacious stories about his offspring having sex on film. Lovely. Never mind all those insanely famous films and Oscars and the like. We’re all talking about your daughter’s vagina. What’s more troubling is that his daughter looks a helluva lot like him.
Imagine that. Essentially what we’re faced with is a woman having sex on video who looks like Charlie Brooker, blacked-up with tits. It’s a horrifying prospect.
Of course, you’ll still want to see bits of it because, quite frankly, you’re all pigs.
TMZ have got their mucky paws on the first photos from the sex tape of Montana Fishburne. That said ‘sex tape’ doesn’t feel right as it isn’t something that has been tactically leaked to further a career. This is just a porn video with a famous person’s child in.
Fishburne’s daughter, for the record, is using the name Chippy D for her work. Maybe she’s going to use Chipmunk’s “chip-diddy-chip” track in her work in future. That’d be nice wouldn’t it?
No.
As reported last week, Montana, has chosen to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian:
“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”
TMZ have a whole bunch of screengrabs from the shoot and if you want to see them, click here. Failing that, you can watch a badly shot video of a man with gigantic arms talking about her like she’s not sat next to him. You’ll probably like the fact that he’s got more silver than a magpie’s nest and clunks when he moves like someone with a Victorian contraption up his arse.
Lynn says
What kind of STUPID name is Chippy D? This child needs to be kidnapped and deprogrammed….She got issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!