Usually when one hears “gold digger” or “spousal support” they immediately envision a woman living the glorious life, paying for their shopping sprees with their more successful man’s Black AmEx.? Gabriel Aubry is proving all you bitches wrong, and showing you how a real man gets that money.
But unfortunately for him, ex Halle Berry is sick of shelling out the cash for Aubry to sit at home looking at himself all day, and has gone to court to reduce her child support payments (aka the Aubry Gravy Train Dough).? And Aubry is fighting back, claiming it’s Berry’s man’s fault that he can’t Zoolander anymore.
A couple of years ago, Gabriel Aubry got into a little fisticuff with Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry’s man. It was Thanksgiving, so a totally acceptable holiday for family members to fight each other.? I mean, I certainly know it’s tradition in my house for someone to get a black eye for drunkingly sticking their finger in the pumpkin pie.? Someone being me….Anyway…
So, Martinez beat the hell out of Aubry’s chiseled model face, giving him quite the shiner and all in all messing him the hell up.? It took a few weeks, but then Gabrielle was photographed out and all seemed to heal well and dandy.? Except that now that Halle has gone to court to take her money back, suddenly Aubry is claiming his shit never got better.
Berry has been paying $16,000 a month in child support payments for their daughter, who she actually has custody of half the month.? But now Halle is over not seeing her kid covered in diamonds when she is paying that kind of money, and?is trying to reduce it to $3,800.? Now, for average people like you and me, $3,800 still seems like a shit ton of money to pay in child support, especially when custody is 50/50.?? But Aubry is fighting back, claiming that he needs every dollar. ? Halle’s lawyer has publicly released some of the “expenses” that Aubry has thateed to be covered by Oscar winner money.
$740 a month for Gabriel?s ?Fitness?
$940 a month in clothing (Apparently Nahla’s clothing expenses are a paltry $675 a month)
$700 a month for Gabriel?s health insurance
$1,975 a month in car expenses
$1,100 a month in furniture and electronics
Damn, ain’t Obama Care supposed to be taking care of health insurance and shit?
Now, Gabriel is fighting back that the reason he needs so much money is that he cannot afford to cover half of the costs of raising their daughter.? Seems he is claiming that ever since Mr. Berry turned his face into mush, he knocked out all the pretty and now Aubry cannot get work anymore modeling.? Since the fight, Gabriel says he has only booked 3 modeling jobs, which is not nearly enough to cover even something small, like?his fitness costs.?? Except that I am kind of thinking the gym membership is a waste if he isn’t working as a model anymore.? If no one wants to see you naked, or in your undies, what really is the point of that 6 pack?
To remind you, here was Aubry’s face after Martinez took it to town:
And here was Gabriel from one of his handful of modeling jobs a few months later:
That face looks fine to me.
Aubry and Berry have had multiple nasty feuds since splitting, with a lot of really messed up accusations about each other thrown out.? I can only hope this child support battle produces more?shit for us all to watch and read about.
NS says
my beloved angel, do not care about her ,, all she does is on ground of her longing and fear, longing for your honest and menningfulla love and fear, in case someone to like you ,, if she loses control of you ,, my awaited Gabriel ,, her assertion causes even more crave you ,, you get vera that there is a oerson in this world that you are her world ,, as I always said, you are a wonderful person, and if you splash carefully, , all the attention she attracted ,, was Presis after article on Kim Kardashian’s daughter’s diamond ring to be published ,, how can she otherwise catch everyone’s attention, if she does not play with your yoyo snatched and your feelings ,, do not worry ,, you are host all the luck in the world my prince. with love from NS.