Ciara and Kim Kardashian must be feeling like the luckiest ladies in the world this weekend, because their respective baby-daddys, Future and Kanye West, got together and wrote them a rap song that is basically the epitome of romance. The video for “I Won” dropped yesterday, and let me tell you, it’s a real treat.
The song mostly features Future, who has maybe one of the most annoying voices ever, but Kanye makes a brilliant appearance rapping a verse about Kim that would make any girls heart melt. Let’s break it down, shall we?
Both Kanye and Future are recently engaged, Kanye to Kim Kardashian, and Future to Ciara. Kanye and Kim welcomed a baby girl last year, and Future and Ciara are expecting one very soon, so it was very sweet of the men to get together to rap about their loves.
The song starts off sweet, with Future talking about how when he’s with his woman he feels like he’s a champion who has won a perfect trophy. Then, the first verse comes along, and Future drops some major charm bombs:
Get to fuckin’ on the dresser just to make that pussy wetter
Gotta put you in that vintage then you rockin’ Perry Ellis
And they say romance is dead? Future is like the new Bon Jovi!
He then makes reference to Ciara’s pregnancy by rapping:
And now that ass gettin’ fatter and I know it’s because of me
Of course, not to be outdone, Kanye chimes in with his masterpiece of a verse about Kim Kardashian:
You the number one trophy wife
So it’s only right to live the trophy life
You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now
Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound
I want to dip that ass in gold, I want to dip that ass in gold
I made it over NBA, NFL players
So every time I score it’s like I won the Super Bowl
Baby, we should hit the south of France
So you could run around without them pants
I put that glacier on your little hand
Now that’s the only thing without a tan
My trophy on that Bound bike, I gave you only pipe
If people don’t hate then it won’t be right
You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloe
All your Mama ever made was trophies, right?
All I ever wanted in life was a man who rapped about wanting to dip my ass in gold, bring up my previous relationships, brag about how big of a ring he bought me, then bring up how hot my sisters are too. Kim Kardashian, you really do have it all.
I’m getting married this summer and fuck The Beatles, I’ve found a new song to walk down the aisle to!