Farrah Abraham is truly a pioneer. While most celebrities would be happy to feign embarrassment over a ‘leaked’ sex tape and then use it as a springboard for something less seedy, Farrah keeps on blazing the trail for stars and their not-so-private parts.
Her latest business venture is a signature line of sex toys based on Farrah’s own body parts. Presumably so that her hardcore fans can turn watching ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ in to a 4D experience. I guess the plans for her teetotal doughnut restaurant have been put on hold for the moment.
The Teen Mom star has teamed up with the company Topco Sales to create a line of products modeled on her own crotch and chest. Although seeing as her chest is about 98% silicone, it does seem fairly redundant to go to all that trouble to get a mould of her funbags. What did they do with all of those faulty French implants from last year? Stick Farrah’s signature on them, flog them to the perverts and everyone wins!
If you’re wondering how one goes about creating sexy toys that are also anatomically correct, then wonder no more:
If you weren’t even remotely interested, then I apologize. But I watched the video that this was taken from, and believe me, you got away lightly. If you want to watch Farrah discuss extensions to her vibrator and lie with her legs akimbo, then you’re a brave man or woman and you can find it here. It goes without saying that it’s probably NSFW, unless you happen to work at Topco Sales.
A lot of people have been expressing their sympathy for her parents – imagine watching your precious little girl, with a little girl of her own, sell silicone moulds of her own hoo-ha to the masses. No need to worry though, her dad is creepily enthusiastic about the whole thing:
“My daughter Farrah is funny and a progressive business women, I wonder if Topco will make a ‘Michael’ Adult Toy …… Stay tuned…Yes I’m her father and yes I wish at times she would do other things … but the girl works hard to provide for Sophia. … We all go through a maturing cycle. Some people it’s harder than others. Farrah is maturing.”
Words can’t accurately express just how disgusting and creepy a father-daughter sex toy collaboration would be.
So it looks like we can all stop worrying about the abuse Sophia’s gonna receive in the playground in a few years because of her mom’s determination to stay relevant. She’s just maturing is all.
Wait, shouldn’t that have happened when she had a kid?