Farrah Abraham Actually Made Me Side with a Porn Company

theworstHere is the thing about me and porn: in junior high I went through a porn addiction phase where I would stay up late and watch strange, European lesbian porn that a) made me think I might be gay, and b) made me forever terrified of cucumbers, but the older I got, the more turned off I got from the porn industry. The more I read and watched, the more I realized how negative it was and that I was kind of disgusted by it. Not to be a judgemental bitch, I just think it exploits a lot of the people, primarily the women, involved.

So, at this point in my life, I can honestly say I don’t have a whole lot of respect for porn companies, how they’re ran, etc. But why am I telling you this? Well, because now you understand that I think the porn industry is shit, which means Farrah Abraham must be worse than shit, because in the Farrah vs. Vivid Entertainment battle, I’m actually siding with Vivid. That’s right: Farrah Abraham is so fucking awful, I’m choosing sides with a porn company. Ugh.

As many of you know (I assume you know if you’re on this site), tragic fame whore, Farrah, made some preeeeetttty serious allegations against Vivid Entertainment, claiming that she was “drugged and raped” several times while on tour promoting her “not a porno” sex tape. Vivid fired back by being all “shut the fuck up skank.” Well, not really, but they did offer her $1 million dollars to take a lie detector test.

Of course, saying the words “lie detector test” to Farrah is like flashing a cross at a vampire; that bitch hissed and went into hiding. So yeah, surprise surprise, no lie detector test took place. So now, Vivid has sent her a “shut the fuck up” a.k.a. a cease and desist letter, which reads:

We have become aware that you have made unsubstantiated and baseless implications and allegations of wrongdoing against Vivid. In particular, you have publicly [sic] stated that you were drugged and raped more than once while on tour for Vivid promoting Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. These statements are defamatory toward Vivid and are strenuously denied in all respects. It is disappointing that you have once again chosen to pursue conduct that frustrates your duty of good faith and fair dealing in our contract concerning your performance as an adult actress for Vivid. ACCORDINGLY, WE HEREBY PUT YOU ON NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST FROM ANY FURTHER DEFAMATORY ACTIONS AGAINST VIVID AS WELL AS ALL CONDUCT IN BREACH OF OUR CONTRACT. Vivid Reserves to right to pursue any and all available legal remedies.

I may think that Vivid exploits people, but those people get into the porn industry knowing what it is, it’s their own life choice, I guess. Farrah, by obviously lying about being drugged and raped, is just being an outright piece of shit and I’ll back anyone who calls her ass out, even if it is a greasy porn company.

Countless women get drugged and raped FOR REAL, and Farrah is using something so devastating and serious for more attention and publicity because bitch is a fame junkie. It’s disgusting.

She’s also a stupid bitch because now that she’s pulled this shit on Vivid, does she really think any other porn company is going to want to work with her? Who’s going to distribute your next sex tape, dumbass?! I just can’t with this girl. I. JUST. CAN’T. This is literally how I look right now:

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Comments

  1. Jimmi says

    Wait, you said sex tape .. She’s never made a sex tape. Porn? Yes. It was a porn vid from the get-go. I don’t think she’ll lay down as easy this time.(Pun Intended. She needs the PR.