Have you seen Scarface? No. Then why on Earth are you reading this? Are you that bored? If you have, and love it, there’s some news on the horizon that’s going to thrill the cocaine out of your cartel!
Apparently, there’s going to be a new version of the movie! How great is that? The old one was pretty lousy in fairness and Al Pacino can’t act for toffee.
The producers of this newbie are saying that this production isn’t intended to be a remake or sequel of the 1983 film… but they’re lying because, when it comes to promoting it, that’s exactly what it’ll be and, you know damn well that’s how it was successfully pitched to balding ponytailed execs in linen suits.
This new film will be produced by the last Scarface producer Martin Bregman, with chairman of Universal Pictures Marc Shmuger.
That’s interesting isn’t it?
Of course, Pacino will have nothing to do with this new Scarface because he’s breaking from tradition and doing something massively different to what he usually does.
He’s making a gangster drama called Gotti: In The Shadow Of My Father which will star John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan. Sounds serious, eh?
So who could play the Scarface of the new redux?
In our opinion, there is only one man with the tough acting chops to pull off such an iconic role… a guy so mean that Scarface transcends Pacino’s portrayal and is etched onto the public psyche, forever.
Step forward…
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Al Poa says
This guy must have been hibernating to say Al pacino cant act lol
m. weaver says
Al Pacino can’t act for toffee? Excuse me? Are you all on drugs over there in the Angle Terre? Jesus. I am/was a fan of this site, but really, I may have to boycott…such is fandom.