Lady GaGa is just about the most interesting popstar on the planet right now. Deal with it. You don’t have to like her, but acknowledge the fact that she’s fun to have around. Compare her to the crashing bore Matt Cardle who just won The X Factor, and you realise that if you’re going to be needy for attention, you might as well be mental.
Of course, GaGa’s need for affection manifests itself in a number of peculiar ways. For the most part, it involves a series of outlandish outfits or, in some cases, barely an outfit at all.
As such, when GaGa bares her flesh, there’s people who assume that she’s asking for people to paw at her (they’re the kind of people who excuse sexual assault because a girl shows a bit of leg). And that’s exactly what has happened in Paris as a fan got a handful of GaGa’s boob while she was out and about.
While Lady GaGa met her fans, one decided that it would be perfectly okay to cup a tit without asking first. Presumably, a ‘grope’ is something that comes out of the blue. You can’t really ask to grope someone can you? It probably becomes something more pleasant if you get permission first.
Anyway, most of you will probably be thinking that this is just another example of filthy men taking things too far and objectifying women, reducing them to a piece of meat.
Well idiots, here’s the scoop – it was a woman who did it.
The lady fan copped a shifty feel and, if you like, you can see a picture of it at Radar Online (here). The fan’s hand is sporting a rather fetching strangler’s leather glove and GaGa doesn’t seem at all bothered by it… unless of course, her face didn’t have the chance to process the outrage in that split second the photograph was taken.
Of course, recently, GaGa killed Santa Claus on-stage, tearing his head off and stamping on his lifeless corpse with impressively vicious looking heels.
Maybe this grope is from the grieving widow of Father Christmas?
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