Remember when Kelly Rowland didn’t have that nose and those boobs? And all that new hair too. She’s a transformed woman! As a result, she’s got herself a moderately successful solo career and some TV work.
Alas, everyone was absolutely convinced that she was drunk all the time. Y’all. Y’ally, y’all y’all.
And so, now she’s happy with the way she looks and got herself a healthy bank account, she’s a dream woman to date, right? Not that any of you pig-ugly berks stand a chance… but you can dream. NO YOU CAN’T. That’s because, and this is from the Destiny’s Horse’s mouth, she’s not an easy woman to date.
You won’t believe this, but the wealthy, successful, lived-in-a-bubble for over a decade superstar has revealed that she is often too bossy and demanding and can put men off with her overpowering nature.
That’s a massive shock right? We all thought she was really down to Earth. Honestly we did.
Speaking to The Mirror:
?The desire to be in control and decide everything myself as much as possible gets in the way.?
?The fact that I can act a little bossy has ruined quite a few dates. I choose the restaurant, I open the door myself, sometimes I'll even pay the bill. I really have to learn to let a man be a gentleman.
?That's probably one of the reasons why I'm single. I get in the way of myself when it comes to men.?
Wait. Sometimes she pays the bill? She should ALWAYS pay the bill, not least because she’s helped to further the career of David effing Guetta.
She may be single but that doesn't mean that the Destiny?s Child star is celibate. She admitted that she currently has the best of both friends, with a ?special friend? that she likes to get a bit jiggy with every now and again.
She added:
?I'm actually single but, you know, you have your little things on the side. There's nobody I'm dating but I have a special friend.?
Ah yes. Kelly’s booty calls that she’s so determined to tell everyone about all the stinking time.? One has to assume that this is different to any other woman in a similar situation in Kelly’s mind. That’s because she’s gaspingly deluded. It’s kinda fun to watch, right?
Let us hope that she ends up going a bit more mental in the coming months.
Erik Aston Washington says
This is a poorly written article by a sad, would be internet journalist. What a waste of my time and trust me . . . it won’t happen again.
Mangosta says
A quick google reveals that ‘Erik Aston Washington’ spends an inordinate amount of time attacking anyone who doesn’t praise Kelly Rowland to the skies. Who knows, Erik, Kelly may see all your hard work and reward you with sex up her foo-foo.
truth teller says
Its a stupid article. Do we need to be reminded that kelly had a boob job? Kyle Minogue had a nose job, Dannii Minogue had both the nose job and a boob job, why was that not a talking point when she was on x factor? Beyonce’ Gaga, Britney , Tulisa Cheryl Tweedy and many othr celebrities wear fake hair, so why is it a big thing for Kelly to do the same? Give her a break, we are tired of all hate mails about Kelly!
SewerUrchin says
You’re right guys, this is clearly a site that is solely for factual, non-biased reporting, and in no way a humourous website that happens to be celebrity-based.
Honestly, if you’re that bored, go track that weird dot on her face that keeps shifting around once a week.