If we’ve got this right, bleach-blond, ‘quite good at basically playing himself in films about his life’ bad boy rapper Eminem will re-marry his ex-wife Kim on Saturday.
All the signs are looking good – Eminem and Kim have applied for a marriage license which should be ready later today. Of course, mere plebs like us won’t be allowed to attend Eminem’s wedding – we’ll have to look out for the heartwarming "I Do, You Bitch!" photospread in Hello magazine or something.
The story of Eminem (CDs) and Kim Mathers is one of the oldest in
the world. Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, girl has baby,
boy becomes the most successful rapper in history and writes song
about killing girl and throwing her body in a lake, girl attempts
suicide and becomes addicted to drugs, boy and girl divorce, boy and
girl decide to re-marry. It’s enough to make you cry happy tears of
joy, isn’t it?
Eminem first publicly made the announcement that he was to re-marry his ex-wife Kim
on a Detroit radio station just over a month ago, although he only said
they were "probably" going to get married. The wedding became a little
more concrete at the beginning of the year with the apparent sending
out of wedding invitations claiming that the ceremony would take place
on January 14th – this Saturday. The invitation reportedly contained
the distinctly un-Eminem-ish line:
"This day I will marry my best friend, the one
I laugh with, live for, love."
And
now it’s been reported that Eminem and Kim have applied for a marriage
license in the Macomb County clerk’s office. All being well, the
licence will be ready for collection today, from which point Eminem and
Kim will have 33 days to get married in Michigan.
So it looks like
Eminem has found the personal happiness that seems to have eluded him
for so long. Great news for him, terrible news for us – now we’ll have
to skip all the nauseating ‘Daddy loves you’ songs and all the
nauseating ‘Hubby loves you’ songs whenever he brings out a new CD.
Read more:
Eminem, Ex-Wife Apply for Marriage License – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
notken says
About time.
Brandi says
i think that it is sweet that they are getting re-married becuse their kids need to have a happy family. Eminem is a great rapper and is known for speaking his mind. and just because he is getting married does not exactly mean that he is going to put out a mushy lovey dovy cd. he may have a few of them but i can predict them to be the best ever.
katroya says
I really don’t like it that he is gettng back with kim that is just crazy with a capital CCCCCCC. I disaprove of this marriage.
katroya says
also i am proud that he has came to his sense becasue haliey needs a real family.
Christie...x says
I think it’s good that they are getting re-married and I wish them all the best and I hope they stay together forever because everybody deserves to be happy!
L.a.u.r.a...* says
I TOTALLY LOVE the fact they’re getting back together! It’s so cute how it’s all for the good of their children :) And I actually do like it when Eminem writes emotional songs about his daughter…so this means now there’s gonna be. like, romantic songs about Kim :):) This is seriously sooooooooo great. Thumbs up to em, i
babyblue says
I’m not sure if he’s doing it for the right reason. If he’s only doing it for his little girl that’s gotta be sad because it’s not for love. on the other hand is if he’s marring her because he still love her then that’s all good. I think he shouldn’t get married because of his daughter because they can still be a family with out being married.
michelle says
yay i love eminem he deserves to b happy but i want him to
shady_chickaaa says
i want marshall to be happy, he is the greatest man in the world, if he thiink kim is changed, let him marry her if he want to, whats your fucking problem, its his life, he knows what bad and good is, he s a grown man,, damnn, im getting sick of peoplee mind in his bissnes, marshall this… marshall that… damnnn just shut the fuck off,, he dont care if you think its a god idee or not, !! just mind your own fucking damn bissnes, and dont piss himm of for what he wants to do in lifee,,!!
speaking about life anyway, YOU need to get a life if you think em is bad and stuff like that !!!
Ishan says
ok this is definately not good. them marrying means no songs like puke or ass like that songs… eminem in his life has never made a love song and i hope he stays that way because he is popular for making songs like those instead of the rest of the hip hop industry making songs on theme of love
Diva says
I’m happy for the wedding,,,but if kim leaves him one more time,,,i’m gonna throw that bitch in a lake by my self!
Hope they live happily ever after…
ezra says
eminem and his wife could agree and let him continue his current line of funny and crazy songs. i’m really happy they are getting back together.
blue says
im happy that they got married. i love eminem to bits and think that he is a creative aswell as gorgeous artist.
well i think they should make there minds up…… first he’s rapping about killing her and then…..x x x thy’re back togetrher i feel sorry for hailie she must of been put through hell loads of shit tht poor girl
sexyazzgurl says
im a wifee of eminem to u no
y did u have to go and cheat on me?????????
charlene says
yeah eminem deserves 2 b happy but he ent re_marrieing her 4 the rite reasons its only coz of hailie n thas wrong(n e way he should b marrying me lol)
lora says
omg its sooo kl that they are bk together and they reli cute together
esa_short_one says
Wat da fuck iz wrong w/ u ppl? How could u b happy dat Em iz bak w/ his wife. Yeah I luv Em n’ I want him 2 b happy but wat iz goin 2 happen when they break up? This isn’t goin 2 b a stable marraige and I don’t undrestand y kim would want 2 marry him b/c of all those songs n shit they been through, Plus…. EM’s 2 GOOD 4 DAT BITCH! Dat vato 2 fly 4 dat hoe. She’s put him through some shit n’ I’m sure that this won’t end good- it never does. I love Eminem soooooo much and I don’t want him 2 get fucked up again. But either way theres nuthin no 1 can do bout it so I hope and wish them the best, for his and Hailie’s sake. She lucky 2 have such a talented, fine-ass funny and creative vato like Eminem. Kim you fuckin hoodrat u better value wat u got or else if u do somethin 2 him I’ll kick dat pale ugly ass of yourz got it esa?
sam hutton says
hey eminem yu cool m8
helena says
i hate kim and i dont want her to be happy with eminem. i love eminem and want him to be happy all the time but please…not with kim. she is sucks. whatever it is..just want eminem to be happy. all the best to you, eminem. love you so much
KaTe says
i lv Eminem..he is da gr8st rapper in da wrld n i fink every1 shuld jst leave him alone! its his life n wt he does wid it is up 2 him! Shadys life has gt shit al 2 do wid any1! Wat Shady duz is Shadys business!!
I fink its gr8 dat dey bk 2geva n im rly happy dat marshall has decided 2 spend time wid his family although i rly miss him n hope he wil make anova gr8 song soon! lvyaz loads xXxXxXxXx
aren says
man it sucks sometimes dat you married kim bt if you are happy im happy n i wud want noting more besides seeing you happy.love ya marshall……always do…
mizzutti says
o.k eminem,make love 3 times a day..
tiffany says
heeeeeeee,eminem…….
giovanca says
eminem,YOU ARE NOT A FANTASTIC MAN
ONLEY THE IDIOTS LIKE YOU.
I’M YOUR NR. 1 HATER,I HATE YOU MUCH MAN.NOW YOU ARE HAPPY,BUT YOU DON’T HAVE CONSIENCE?I BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING,FOCKING MAN.
giovanca says
EMINEM,I KNOW FIRST YOU WANT TO SEX CH.AGUILERA……
kim says
king mathers lp did u write a song about me marshall?