Elizabeth Taylor is famous for a few things, like being friends with Michael Jackson and getting married three billion times and having nice eyes which made up for her lack of acting talent and being constantly on the brink of death.
But no! That last one is a giant fib! Because, despite a flurry of recent newspaper and magazine reports to the contrary, Elizabeth Taylor isn't dead, or suffering from Alzheimer's, or ever planning to die. And we have this on the highest authority, because Elizabeth Taylor said so. And it was live on TV, so we could see her moving and everything. Unless some kind of hideous reanimated Taylor-lookalike corpse was used to give the impression of Elizabeth Taylor being hunky dory, and that doesn't even bear thinking about.
Elizabeth Taylor has had a glittering movie career. She was Cleopatra! She was Katharina in The Taming Of The Shrew! She was Fred Flintstone's mother-in-law! But lately, Elizabeth Taylor has been famous for being a frail old woman who obsesses over her dog and hangs around with Michael Jackson while she waits to die. That's if you believe all the recent reports that say Elizabeth Taylor has been battered by Alzheimer's disease and is close to death, anyway.
Elizabeth Taylor doesn't seem to believe these reports – she is Elizabeth Taylor, after all – and she went on Larry King Live to publicly refute all the stories:
"Oh come on! Do I look like I'm dying? Do I look like or sound like I have Alzheimer's? I think they're trying to sell magazines. Some audience out there… they like scandal. They like filth. And if they want to hear that I'm dead, sorry folks. I'm not. And I don't plan on it."
That's us told, then. But that isn't to say that Elizabeth Taylor is as healthy as can be – she uses a wheelchair for mobility due to chronic back pain, and in the last few years she has been treated for congestive heart failure and a form of skin cancer. Basically, we're saying that we could probably beat Elizabeth Taylor in a cage fight.
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Elizabeth Taylor Scoffs At Alzheimer's Reports – Reuters
[story by Stuart Heritage]
angela says
Um…that was rude.
Lisa says
Yeah… she cant act at all, she sucks major balls, well… ROTFLOL she has,but.. thats another story..
anywayz,BRAVO! your able to beat up an old lady , but try ME on for size MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You have a choice: you want to go to school? or do you want to go to the circus?
Kelly says
That was just one fucked-up passage I just read.
Taylor Swift says
That was wonderful!
Taylor Swift says
Yeah right she’s the biggest cake face in the world
Cici says
anyone who says that Elizabeth Taylor can’t act is just plain stupid. first off i don’t see you going around winning Academy awards(and yes its plural because she won 2). and she’s really generous for example ever heard of rock hudson? how about AIDS? im sure the latter made you raise an eyebrow…and it should because she founded a charity to help those with AIDs get the help they need to live a semi-normal life. All this is because her “Giant” costar Rock Hudson died due to compplecations from AIDs. now i will admitt that she has her faults but since when is having friends a crime. And its not her fault she got a brain tumor or was beaten by her first husband while she was pregnant leading to a miscarriage that could have left her barren…and don’t forget she tried to kill herself twice because she “hated myself I was disgusted to look in the mirror”… personally i would like to see you experience what she has and still be able to pull it together and win one of the most if not the most prestigious awards in the entire profession twice…then see if you have the heart to write this about a legend….next time you feel like smudging the reputations of others maybe try Jackie Robinson or Abraham Lincoln or Queen Elizabeth I or II for that matter…
Lisa A.C. says
I didn’t know Elizabeth Taylor has a brain tumor! I read that she has severe back pains.
I love her colognes. ( Kind of expensive) but they smell really good.
I have watched her in Cleopatra. She fit the part with her beautiful eyes. I imagine Cleopatra to look like her anyway. She is a refined lady and great actress.
i really think it is disgusting how people ‘ Put people in their graves before their time.’
That is really happening alot lately.
Johnson says
Elizabeth Taylor sucks and all you people are idiots. Worrying about all those half-dead celebrities. Worry about some one who really cares like your family. If Liz Taylor were to die tonight, would it really affect you? no. Point Proven.
Swanson says
Suck It Johnson!
michelle says
Your an ignorant fool Johnson. You just can’t see what Dame Taylor is all about and I pity you for that. Dame Elizabeth is to me personally, the living, breathing, beautiful embodiment of courage, strength, beauty, humanity, grace, charm, talent, etc… (as words can’t describe all that she is). While if Elizabeth Taylor did (god forbide) pass on tonight I would be devestated. I would mourn as she is my role model and shows what one can become with perserverence and hard work. I know that Dame Elizabeth will not be around forever but, when she goes make no mistake she’ll be in heaven with Mike Todd, Michael Wilding, Richard Burton and all those she loves. I love you Dame Taylor :) Shine on forever like the diamonds you love!!!!!