Dr Conrad Murray Says That Michael Jackson Was Probably Going To Die Anyway

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Doctor Conrad Murray, a man who, if we believe naysayers, is the most hapless doctor in the world, is claiming that Michael Jackson was on his last legs without his help. It is unclear whether Jackson’s ‘last legs’ went straight into a Moonwalk pose.

While everyone thinks of the world ‘Propofol’ in unison, Murray is saying that Michael Jackson was in such a weakened state before he shrugged off his mortal coil that it is not fair to blame his death on the administering of Propofol.

Not that Conrad injected the singer. Jackson did that himself while Murray walked into things and generally acted like Dr Nick from The Simpsons.

Apparently, Dr Murray’s legal team are going to argue that, at the precise moment of Jackson’s ceasing to exist (not in your hearts Jackson fans, not in your hearts), the pop singer’s body was already failing him.

The blame for this is, allegedly, that he was being “driven over the edge” by AEG to rehearse for his This Is It tour. It seems that someone is going to get the blame for this and it isn’t likely that Jackson himself is going to shoulder any of it (let us consider at least that he may have been dependent on prescription drugs for years, leaving his body unable to cope).

Murray’s lawyers will call witnesses to back up the claim that Jackson was not showing up for rehearsals and, when he did show up, he was showing “clear signs” of failing health.

What this means is that, even if the jury think that Dr. Murray administered the fatal dose of Propofol, Jackson was already on his way out.

The trial begins in April and, as everyone knows, it’ll briefly make for essentially televisual viewing (well, the first couple of episodes and the last one where they deliver the verdict – the rest will be only viewed by mental Michael Jackson fans, sat at home in sequinned outfits and crying the words of Man In The Mirror to themselves endlessly).

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  1. WHEN IS says

    Someone….ANYONE going to finally point the finger to the person is the most to blame? Namely Mike-o Jacko. Just because he wanted to play the part of a 3yr old doesn’t mean he was and the blame should be pointed squarely at him. Here’s a woman, I mean man, wait I mean lizard….oh hell whatever he is, with enormous talent and zero brains who at one point had more money than most banks who pissed it all away on amuzement parks, not for kids cause that would make sense, but on himself, porn stashes (which would be fine if, you know, he used it), drugs, and llams. I feel sorry for those kids of “his”. First they get screwed up by Jacko now the rest of the pestilent family of dead beats and spongers can get their hands on them. Only have one thing to say to them…..run kids ruunnnn (although they probably heard that remark often when their dad was alive and people would bring little boys near him)

  2. Dee P says

    What a shame that you use your ‘ability’ to write in such a condescending and hurtful manner. Making a mockery of someone who has passed – Michael or otherwise – and then going on to denigrate and mock those who mourn his passing is not clever, as you seem to think, but downright cruel. Aside from that, you need to do your research. Michael was ill and certainly not well enough to do the 50 shows he had never agreed to in the first place, but he was NOT dying. If you want to dispute that (and my guess is that you don’t really want to know the truth) then just take a look at the autopsy. It shows that Michael was healthy, that he was not an addict and that he had nothing wrong with his heart. Murray comes along – a doctor claiming thousands of dollars a month to care for his patient and do no harm – injects propofol, leaves Michael unattended for goodness knows how long, and then when crisis strikes, it is found that he has no monitoring equipment and doesn’t even seem to know how to do CPR. If it wasn’t for Murray, Michael would still be here today.

  3. courtney says

    this is the last time im making a comment on this website just like istop reading stuff about mike on TMZ these WEBSITES r for MJ HATERS recommend that MJ lovers stay away from these websites that writes nasty articles about MJ that bring out the MJ haters and the writers of this websites u guys r some dirty low life motherfuckers MJ lovers stay away from these websites TMZ, Hecklerspray The Sun ABC news tv shows that fag Anderson cooper 360 he not fair toward mike he let his hate get in the way of his work esp when it comes to mike Diane Swayer etc MJ FANS KEEP THOSE NASTY MJ HATERS OFF YOUR FAN WEBSITES they have their own sites to thrash MJ on the ones i mention above BUT THE WRITES OF THIS ARTICLE KNOW WE DO REAP WHAT WHAT WE SOW IN THIS LIFETIME AND KNOW AND BELIEVE U WILL TO

  4. courtney says

    this is the last time im making a comment on this website just like istop reading stuff about mike on TMZ these WEBSITES r for MJ HATERS i highly recommend that MJ lovers stay away from these websites that writes nasty articles about MJ that bring out the MJ haters and the writers of this websites u guys r some dirty low life motherfuckers MJ lovers stay away from these websites TMZ, Hecklerspray The Sun ABC news tv shows that fag Anderson cooper 360 he not fair toward mike he let his hate get in the way of his work esp when it comes to mike Diane Swayer etc MJ FANS KEEP THOSE NASTY MJ HATERS OFF YOUR FAN WEBSITES they have their own sites to thrash MJ on the ones i mention above BUT THE WRITES OF THIS ARTICLE KNOW WE DO REAP WHAT WHAT WE SOW IN THIS LIFETIME AND KNOW AND BELIEVE U WILL TO

  5. Jake says

    Dee P “If it wasn’t for Murray, Michael would still be here today.”

    So are lots of American mothers giving their kids St Conrads in place of St Christophers?

  6. sabrina says

    The Los Angeles County coroner’s report shows that Michael Jackson was a fairly healthy 50-year-old before he died of an overdose. His 136 pounds were in the acceptable range
    for a 5-foot-9 man within doctors’ “acceptable” range. His heart was strong with no sign of plaque buildup. And his kidneys and most other major organs were normal. He was fit and well fed.

    But Michael did have some health issues. They listed as mild arthritis in the lower spine and some fingers, and mild plaque buildup in his leg arteries. Most serious was his lungs, which the autopsy report said were chronically inflamed and had reduced capacity that might have left him short of breath. But the new report underlines that none of these issues were life threatening. But aside from his lungs, the autopsy report did not identify any serious physical problems that might have limited Jackson’s ability to perform.

  7. JOJO says

    EVAN CHANDLER WAS BIPOLAR, A CRAZY PERSON
    DIANE DIAMOND ADMITED TO IT IN NOV 2009 WHEN CHANDLER DIED
    WHICH MEANS HE MADE THE ENTORE MJJ MOLESTATION THING UP IN HIS FUCKED UP MINE WITH HELP OF HIS GREEDY LAWYER FRIENDS OF HIS

    MICHAEL JACKSON WAS NOT BROKE:
    HE OWNS 750000 COPYRIGHTS WORTH (30) BILLIONS
    HE OWNS SUN CITY IN AFRICA WORTH 100 MILLION
    HE HAS REAL STATE WORTH 600 MILLION
    OWNED THIS IS IT.INC WORTH 100 MILLION
    STOP BELIEVEING MEDIA BULLSHIT IDIOTS

    CONRAD MURRAY BROKE MEDICAL ETHICS LAW AND THE JUDGE WARNED HIS DEFENSE THAT THEIR STRATEGY IS WEAK AND THEY COULD LOSE. HE WILL EITHER GO TO JAIL, OR LOOSE MEDICAL LICENSE
    AS A FUTURE DOCTOR I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR.

  8. JOJO says

    as the trial waits this coming month
    i would not believe any of the autopsy reports given in 2009
    people who met michael jackson say he is taller than 5.9ft
    michael was quite thin to think he did not eat healthy
    i would need to see the trial come up and what they say
    it would be nice to see conrad murray try to defend himself but loose his medical liscense for being unethical.

    WHEN IS is a young earth creationist fool

  9. lizzie says

    yawn.. didn’t it occur to dumb bell Murray- Michael got so ill because of al the drugs he was administering in him every night–as it came out in his trial??!
    amazing thAt Michael was even abble to withstand it that long– before he finally KILLED him!

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