Duane Chapman, also known as Dog The Bounty Hunter is a man with a fine head of hair on him. He’s a man who watched WWE wrestling and picked up style tips without even the vaguest trace of irony. He’s a hardman who looks like a stupid idiot.
In fairness, Dog is a staggering fool.
Why? Well, Dog was taken to UCLA Medical Center where he was treated for internal bleeding. Sounds like the sort of thing a hard nut should be dealing with, right? Well, unfortunately for Duane, he got a really cool injury in the lamest way possible.
Dog’s hilarious looking wife – Beth – posted a statement on Dog’s official website, saying:
“He was admitted for tests for a possible blood clot following an injury he suffered on a bounty hunt. Duane is in very capable hands and and we thank everyone for their prayers.”
This morning, Beth tweeted:
“Yes dog is injured it is an occupational hazard that we deal with he is very strong and in excellent condition he will 4 sure survive.”
So was Dog stabbed by a madman he was chasing? Are his lungs filling up with righteous blood after being shot at by a gang of escaped convicts?
No.
Dog was admitted for tests for a potential blood clot in his leg after he was injured on a bounty hunt whilst kicking a door in. That’s right. A door which totally didn’t attack him back.
However, gore whores, you’ll be thrilled to know that the muscle in his leg separated from the bone which caused the internal bleeding.
That’s a nice image isn’t it? That said, we don’t care as much as we once would have, thanks to him repeatedly opening and closing his mouth and saying a really racist word.
What an idiot. We were ready to love you Dog, and you went and said a load of really dumb shit.
dukky says
white trash…white trash….white trash
diana salyer says
This is just unbievable. Well it really isnt. you know they stand around and they hold hands and pray. i mean give me a break. the words that comes out of his mouth and then they turn around and treats the people with kind words, cigaretts and you name it..i loved his show..i will no longer watch that show at all. i am done. and he goes to schools and talks to kids.. i sure hope that my grandchild is not in the group that he talks to ..he is not a good role model
Zacksman says
You snaggle tooth Brits. No one cares about your damn grandkids anyhow. We have a horrible justice system here in America. Your so damn lucky to be chased around by stupids in penis shaped hats. Here we get out taints thrown in prison for the stupidest things. Dog is an inspiration against drugs and violence. Laugh all you want. Simon Cowell, the weakest link lady, and that stupid Russell Brand are y’alls heroes. I’d rather have a white trash idiot as a hero than any of those talentless anal greasers. Please don’t come to America and tell us how to cook. The Brits teaching Americans how to cook is like Lindsay Lohan teaching your kids about abstinance.