Right. Nerds. Listen up. Read these words. SPOILER! SPOILER! POTENTIAL SPOILER! SPOILER! OI! SPOILER ALERT! SPPPPOOOOIIIIILLLEER! Okay? Now, if one of you whines and bitches about having your rubbish life turned upside down by some rumour about a TV show, you’re an idiot.
Now we’ve got the pleasantries out of the way, we are now faced with the obligatory filler which often starts articles like this because you can’t give any clue to spoilery future events at the start of an article because people might see it by accident. This means, a whole bunch of pointless words to carry you to a sufficient place where a page break can be put in place, so that readers can then make the decision of whether or not they want to hear a bit of gossip.
In this case, it revolves around Doctor Who and a character being killed off, as the headline suggests.
Now we’re on the other side, we can get down to the nitty-gritty. Well, the nitty-grittish at least.
Basically, the rumours flying around today are muttering that Doctor Who bosses are planning to kill off Amy Pond (Karen Gillan, aka The Fittest Woman To Ever Appear In Any SciFi Show Ever) half-way through the next series.
Various sites and papers are suggesting that the companion will die as part of a devastating plot twist.
Whovian Steven Moffat previously revealed that the next series of the show would be split in two, suggesting that the first half would conclude with “one of the most exciting… cliffhangers and plot twists ever”.
Now, an unnamed source/spoilsport/chatterbox gossip has said that Karen Gillan will depart the show after the initial batch of episodes.
So there.
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