You may remember him from Home Alone and Uncle Buck, but there’s much more to?Macaulay Culkin than those two films. Actually, now you mention it, there isn’t. That’s all he’s ever done. Ever.?
Okay, that’s not really true either.
The other thing Culkin is famed for is the fact he had the temerity to grow older and develop into an increasingly less-cute thing on its hind legs. He basically went from adorable and annoying, to forgettable and hideous. HOWEVER! He’s back in the news and people are pointing at his cheek bones and gurgling at how appallingly thin he is… and yes, we’ve got the pictures.
The former child star sparked a flurry of faux-concern after his picture appeared in various publications, all pointing at his weight.
Basically, he looks very gaunt. Worse still, he’s drinking a can of Red Bull and Red Bull is thoroughly vile.
And so, everyone has been required to pass judgement on him and, after a brief period of nodding at each other, the world’s press has decided that he’s anorexic.
This saw a spokesperson quick to respond:
“Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health. For Entertainment Tonight – or any other media outlet – to speculate otherwise is reckless, irresponsible and destructive. We implore them to discontinue the rumour.”
Here’s a picture of Culkin looking thin.
And here’s an artist’s impression of how he’s supposed to look, should he be at full health, with added ‘ravages of time’ effect.
Either way, the outcome is pretty tragic and appalling. It goes without saying that we wish Macaulay Culkin all the best… unless of course, he decides to commit suicide on a quiet news day or something.
That’d be really useful actually.
Cookie Monster says
He was great is Sixth Sense and A.I., though.
Wait, did you say that that’s RedBull?
SuzOL says
Red Bull really is vile.
Ya know says
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the red bull or the fact that ole Mc is looking a whole lot like his buddy MJ. Except for the full head of hair that is.
LeFarts says
” Heroin………It Does A Body Good ”
Thats what the article should have been titled !
SuzOL says
I like cheese, i also like to pick my nose and eat it, but that doesnt make me a bad person.
DAVE says
WOT R U TALKING ABOUT