Britney Spears and Kevin Federline don’t have the most conventional marriage in the world. Britney is a globe straddling pop princess, and Kevin is a terrible terrible wannabe rapper, for a start.
Then there’s the noted child-rearing ability of Kevin Federline, which appears to include getting a girl , freaking out and legging it. But mainly, Kevin Federline is a terrible rapper. We can’t stress that enough.
Now, fed up of this whole Britney/Kevin marriage palaver, a website called Divorce Kevin has popped up, urging Britney Spears to, um, divorce Kevin.
There is pretty much a ticking clock until Britney Spears (CDs) decides to finally
divorce Kevin Federline. They’ve been through a rough patch of late,
and there’s already speculation that it might very well be the end of the line for Britney and Kevin.
Now, just to kick the life out of what’s left of the
Spears/Federline relationship, comes Divorce Kevin, the self-proclaimed
"home of the Anti-Kevin movement." The Divorce Kevin website
has taken to detailing each minuscule crack in Britney’s marriage to
Kevin, as well as selling Divorce Kevin T-shirts and holding
sweepstakes on when exactly Britney Spears decides to divorce Kevin
Federline. The Divorce Kevin homepage reads:
"Are you sick of seeing the train wreck that is Britney and Kevin? Sign
the K-Fed Up Petition, grab your Divorce Kevin gear and help Britney
remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll!"
Did we mention that Kevin Federline is a really terrible rapper?