If we could only harness the power of stupidity, then the upcoming global energy crisis would be no cause for concern whatsoever.

In fact, given the level of lunacy collected on spEak You’re bRanes - a site named after the classic segment on The Day Today – the planet would have so much excess power whirring around that we’d be forced to jettison some of it into space, thereby knocking the moon out of orbit and upsetting UFO pilots.

All the comments on spEak You’re bRanes are taken directly from the ‘Have Your Say’ section of the BBC News website. It’s essentially a ‘best of the worst’ of amazingly misguided public opinion. Be warned, however – trawl these archives and you’ll find that the eternal laugh/cry dichotomy has never been so stark nor so fierce…

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