Disney: ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Just Perfect’

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Want to know what one of hecklerspray’s biggest stories to date has been? Want to know which magical headline attracted the mouse-clicking attention of web-people the world over?

Plastic_boobs It was none other than the startling news that Disney had decided that Lindsay Lohan’s (DVDs) starring turn in the upcoming Herbie: Fully Loaded has proved a little too … ahem … ‘top-heavy’ for a family audience, and that studio executives had demanded they be digitally reduced to a more ‘acceptable’ level.

Director Angela Robinson, however, has staunchly denied such rumours: "That, I think, was largely propagated on the Internet," she explained. "It wasn’t really a concern."

 We’re still not quite sure. It has been pointed out that "compared to her clothes in the hit comedy Mean Girls (DVDs), the 18-year-old Lohan’s attire is positively conservative". hecklerspray – in a brave show of dedication to you, dear reader – has just spent six hours watching Mean Girls in slow-motion and freeze frame and can confirm that, yes, this is the case. And that if anyone spots the film in your collection, it can be easily explained away as an ‘unwanted present for your niece’.

hecklerspray would also like to proudly add that we were among the very first to break this incredible story first time around. That’s right – when it comes to up-to-the-minute news about famous women’s tits, we’re quite simply top of the league.

Our mums are so proud of us, you know.

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