Damn it, Demi Lovato.? I know you have had some rough patches in your life, but I thought you got past all that.? I hoped you were done making terrible decisions with your life (outside of your hair.? You still make stupid choices there, not gonna lie).
But noooo.? You just had to post a lovely dovey selfie on Twitter reminding the world that you not only used to dry hump?one of the douchiest men in Hollywood, but that you are still letting your crotch call the shots in your life.? Ugh.
Demi Lovato may be giving Taylor Swift a run for her money as the Princess Of Poor Choices in Men.?? Which is pretty impressive when you remember that Swift has a list of dudes like?a mile long and of those guys was John Mayer.? Ugh John Mayer.? He may be a royal dick, but he doesn’t necessarily scream “walking STD.”? Demi’s choice in beau, however, is just icky.
Behold Demi’s recent Twitter post just brings the gag.
I never post personal pictures like this but fuck.. He is perfect. I miss my @WValderrama pic.twitter.com/THdm2YPHUb
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) November 17, 2014
I could give Lovato a pass the first time she dated Wilmer Valderrama because she wasn’t even old enough to buy cigarettes in many parts of the country, but girl is a grown ass woman now and should know better.
Wilmer Valderrama grosses me the hell out.? We are talking about a guy known for sleeping with anything with a pulse, taking the virginity of at least a handful of barely legal female celebrities, and bragging about it on the radio.? A dude who in between doing voiceover work for the Disney Channel managed to tread the pedophile line with a nice chunk of their former teenage stars.? Handy Manny indeed.
So?these two are back to humping, which means Demi must be visiting her local CVS pharmacy pretty frequently.? Because I for one do not believe Wilmer has suddenly turned into a monogamous type of dude.?? Hope Demi remembers to send a Christmas card to the Obamas this year because without Obamacare, shed blow all her Camp Rock royalty checks on copays.
Kate R. says
Will you stop comparing John Mayer to real sleezebags? Women like JM because he’s talented, funny, sweet, honest, sexy, interesting, good-looking, smart, BIG (are we jealous?), and he’s always himself. Break-ups happen when they both decide it’s not going to work (except for Taylor Swift who was/is an immature twit). Yes, he’s broken hearts, but he’s had his broken as well. Give the guy a break, and YOU stop being a douche.
LOVATIC says
You’re so classy, writing about something you know nothing about. You should be ashamed! Shes happy in life with Wilmer and thats ALL that matters! LEAVE DEMI AND WILMER ALONE AND LET THEM BE HAPPY!!!! #Dilmerforever
Yinks says
Congrats on d pregnancy, wishin u a safe delivery
Kate R is a douche says
Kate R & LOVATIC: Look, I’m sorry life hasn’t quite panned out for either of you. Let’s start with the lovely Kate R . . . JM is a real sleezebag. Is he honest? Is he sweet? You’ve never met him. You’ve never spoken to him. You’re a fan boy, or girl. Who cares. Either way you’re a moron who’ll die all alone and will be utterly and completely forgotten, thank God.
LOVATIC: Who give a s#$% if the author is classy? Obviously not you. Nor I. I want the truth, not some classy huff post BS. Wilmer is an uber-douche and DM is a uber-douchette. Deal with it or die.