When Demi Lovato split from Joe Jonas, it all started going wrong. She ended up suicidal, self harming, developing an eating disorder and in rehab. It was pretty gruesome really, seeing as she was only about six years old or something.
We might have that completely wrong. We can’t tell these young stars apart. However, she had one person she could rely on – Colombian footballing legend Carlos Valderrama.
Recent reports noted that the pair were romantically involved, but alas, before we could all thrill at such an amazing union, it’s believed the couple have now ended their relationship.
So what makes us think they were a thing? Well, some cryptic messages that Lovato has posted on her Twitter profile have clanged clues our way.
The first of the messages was a re-tweet of somebody else posting a Marilyn Monroe quote:
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”
She followed this up with a message of her own:
“The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”
The flame haired footballing genius, Carlos Valderrama has recently been spotted partying with Joe Jonas and they reportedly spent the first weekend of January 2012 at Beacher’s madhouse in Hollywood.
Maybe this could’ve been the cause of Valderrama and Lovato’s split? Maybe it was the presence of Rene Higuita, the erratic ex-con Colombian goalkeeping eccentric?
Or maybe Carlos wouldn’t shut up about his time spent playing for Montpellier?
Wait. What?
Demi Lovato was going out with Wilmer Valderrama from That 70s Show? Really? REALLY? And we’re supposed to care about that?
Wilmer may be a pretty cool name but it’s nothing compared to Carlos’ hair! Seriously! We were supposed to care about Wilmer Valderrama?
Jemi Lover says
It’s not Carlos Valdemarra its Wilmer Valdemarra and he isn’t a footballer. Anyway serves him right Demi dumped him he is 12 years older that her and is a cocky, pervert. Demi and Joe were amazing together and someday will be an item once again because they were meant to be but wilmer is a twat