Brian McFadden – a man of no fixed talent – can now count Delta ‘She Had Cancer Dontchaknow?’ Goodrem in the number of women he’s broken the heart of. In that collective, you’ll also find Kerry Katona. He’s got a way with the women hasn’t he?
Of course, the former Westlifer started dating the Australian singer after he split with the former Atomic Kitten and they became engaged in 2007.
Nothing of note happened for a while and then, out of the blue, McFadden released a song that was not only incredible in its awfulness, but seemed to promote date-rape (you can hear it here if you don’t believe us) which was probably the final straw for Goodrem.
A statement from the pair reads:
“Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden regretfully announce that they are no longer engaged, and after much consideration, have mutually decided to end their relationship.”
Much consideration? Doesn’t that require a brain between them? Hmmm.
“This decision has been made with a lot of soul searching from both parties with the realisation that they have grown apart. They leave the partnership with respect for one and other, wishing each other success and happiness for the future.”
Aw! See that? Respect for one and other.
“Delta and Brian appreciate there will be interest regarding this announcement but request that their time together is respected and they are given privacy during this time of transition.”
There’ll be no more ‘doing some damage’ after he’s seen Delta getting “drunk as shit” anymore for poor ol’ beleaguered Brian who is now preparing for a brief flirtation with fame as he goes and bit nuts and tries shagging everything that moves, because starting the long, slow walk into absolute obscurity.
Brian adds further, via twitter
“I love Delta and always will. She is one of God’s living angels. I thank her for giving me the best years of my life. Please give us time.”
Fine. We promise this is the last time we’ll write about you unless you have a particularly strange death.
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Dreamer says
Brian McFlopStar and his rotten bad music just stinks. But totally ‘plastic’ shallow, narcissistic, hyper self-proud and so americanised gone Delta is no good either.