The Scissor Sisters are, as we all know, a very decadent and mischievous pop outfit. They’ve embraced the trashy glamour of disco and the damaged glamour of the scene. However, this time, they’ve gone too far.
The disgusting outfit have left Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl upset and devastated after perverted lead singer of the Scissor Sisters, Jake Shears, flashed the rock drummer whilst on-stage. The former Nirvana drummer is now standing up for all decent people by suing the band for this sick stunt.
Rumour has it that the band’s name is a reference to a depraved act by sick women wanting to ‘touch each other intimately’.
Grohl has recorded an hoax interview underlining just how distraught he is after Jake Shears sickened him by exposing one of his testicles during a show.
Dave Grohl says:
“I’ve been a fan of the Scissor Sisters for a long time and I bought tickets to see their show, and I went to the gig and everything was fine.
“The band sounded great, but it started getting really hot in there.
“And then Jake Shears was singing and he took off his clothes, and then I saw his testicle.”
Grohl can be seen nearly vomiting in the interview, which outlines who he will be suing and why. We have the clip of the interview below.
Once you’ve watched the video, we think you’ll be so angered and appalled that you’ll join us for a Scissor Sister Burning.
Apparently, the PC brigade won’t let us burn actual members of the group at the stake, so we will be organising a rally where we burn Scissor Sisters albums and memorabilia and then buying it all back so we can burn it some more. Of course, this means the disco group will see a spike in sales, so we’re proposing that we burn the charts too, so no-one has to endure this sick, perverted filth.
Be careful when watching this video as it contains some incredibly upsetting passages.
For more on the lawsuit, click here.
Serena Casey says
Please, please let the Daily Mail hear about this-they do so love a campaign dripping in outrage..