Can you remember last year when Chris Brown bit and punched Rihanna so much that she needed to go into hospital? Punched and bit her so hard that she needed to go into hospital. Punched and bit her. The superstar called Rihanna. That she needed to go to hospital.
Well, she got on with her life and went on to release the anthem for Alzheimers Disease ?What's My Name,? which has the best use of an odd coloured blazer since Hi-De-Hi. Whereas he has released some pretty substandard dance tracks that seem to be very similar to Calvin Harris.
Not that we're saying that he's copying Calvin Harris at all. Just that the songs are very similar. So similar that if you were to listen to one, you may think its Calvin Harris. Either way, no-one would think that this is a good model for a career would they? If you did, you would probably be sectioned. Who in their right mind would copy what an abusive partner does? Who would think ?I know blud, I'll slap the missus around a bit and then tell the press. They?ll think I'm the UK version of Chris Brown. Brrrap. Na na naa.? Hey Dappy!
For some reason, which escapes us because we're decent human beings who have a respect for human life, the N-Dubz frontgit found it acceptable to beat-up long time girlfriend/punchbag, Kaye Vassell. For reasons he thought were justified, no doubt. Maybe she burnt some chips. Or perhaps she just spoke with good grammar.
Dappy was arrested on Saturday, while his bandmate Tulisa was making something of her life, at Vassell?s mother?s house after he became violent towards her. ALLEGEDLY! Okay lawyers?
A Met Police spokesperson may well have said:
?A 25 year old man wearing a stupid hat was arrested at 8:59 on suspicion of common assault and for being a shit. While under police custody he spoke in cliched sentences about ?blowing it up,? and ?putting it down.? We got him a blow up bed but he didn't seem interested anymore. The 21 year old victim did not require hospital treatment, but was deemed spineless enough to return herself to the 25 year old?s abode.?
So, unlucky Dappy. She didn't need any hospital treatment. Better luck next time you abscessed dungpipe. Chris Brown The Abusive Partner 1, Dappy The Abusive Partner 0.
This isn't the first time that it appears Dappy has tried to emulate Chris Brown. He even convinced Vassell to release a naked picture of him to the press to try and show people that he has a long schlong too. Although how she managed to take a picture with two black eyes…
This is a picture of a naked Dappy that no-one wanted, and no-one asked for.
In true Dappy style he has thrust himself into our eye sockets. Just like he did with N-Dubz, just like he did to Kaye Vassell with his fists, and just like us with his penis.
Allegedly.
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robert says
Robin, your an idiot ! Chris Brown engaged in domestic violence towards Rihanna a full TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO!! Get a life and move on…….she has and the constant Chris Brown bashing is tired and shrill !!! And considering Chris Brown has had about a million hits since then that don’t sound anything alike, you are also a horrible excuse for a music critic. So, your writing sucks and you don’t know what you are talking about musically. I think its time for you to consider another profession!!
EssBen says
“Chris Brown has had about a million hits”
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