Dannii Minogue Is More Beautiful Than You!

Dannii Minogue, a possible contender for most pointless person in the known universe, has hit the news again.

Minogue, who hasn’t really had any major chart success for year, might be learning that the only way to get attention is by saying really stupid things.

Like in 2002, when she launched a bizarre attack on asians and
gypsies in GQ magazine. Angry at all the Asian immigrants in
Queensland, she said "Some of the street signs are in Asian!"

Really, Dannii? Asian? That famously fictitious language?

She then went on to say that French right-wing politician Jean-Marie Le Pen "struck a chord with people", and that England "is in an appalling state with the muggings and the carjackings".
She then went on to complain that policemen were too young, and she has
trouble picking up those fiddly new 5p coins. Probably.

But now she’s come up with a theory on why she’s so disliked. She’s too sexy.

That’s right. According to Sky.com "Having
a voluptuous figure can be intimidating to other women. Sometimes I
just walk into a room and other girls will just be like, ‘Hiss’, and I
think, ‘You don’t even know me’."

So women hate you because you’re so beautiful.

Men must hate you because you’re so thick.

[story by Stuart Heritage]