Now that the Dancing On Ice final is less than a fortnight away, the required elements in each show are starting to get harder and harder.
There was no more clowning around on with hats, or doing pansified synchronised spins, on Sunday’s Dancing On Ice. No, instead they had to pull off one of the hardest moves known to man. They had to jump up and down. Truly, Dancing On Ice, you’re advancing the nature of humanity as we know it.
Here’s the Dancing On Ice rundown for Donal MacIntyre…
Donal MacIntyre – Donal MacIntyre has faced many challenges in his life, like going undercover with some hooligans or having a gun pulled on him (Has he mentioned that someone once pulled a gun on him? Because it happened, and Donal didn't even cry or anything), but nothing has been tougher than Dancing On Ice. Somehow, though, Donal is succeeding at it. True, he might be technically limited, awkward and just a little bit creepy, but he hasn't been voted out yet. Don't ask us why. we're just as bewildered as you. For his routine to Let's Stick Together on Sunday, Donal tried two brave new tricks – the first was a move called The Car, which he struggled with. The second was dancing like Old Man Steptoe, which he mastered instantly. All in all, Quite Good. We Suppose. Dancing On Ice score – 22
Tomorrow: oh look, Ray Quinn again. Whoopy doo.
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kim Easton says
Hi good report on Donal, if it was not for your sarcastic remarks, and can I just ask you can you ice skate, or even more to the point dance on ice, and what do you mean by Ray Quinn whoopy doo, ? I have only read this as I get mail alerts and now I remember why I don’t buy news papers bad (REPORTERS)if you can not find the right words without being sarcastic you should find yourself an other job