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Now there’s a turn-up for the books – John Barrowman, the favourite to win Dancing On Ice and officially the smuggest man on the planet, was kicked off Dancing On Ice on Saturday. Shocked? A bit.

At least John managed to make it long enough into the series of Dancing On Ice to take part in Las Vegas night – the night where everybody got to dress up even gayer than usual. And it was a sight to behold, even if it has given us a brand new lifelong phobia of jumpsuits.

But now that smuggy old John has been eliminated from Dancing On Ice, who’s going to win? We’ve got the first part of this week’s Dancing On Ice betting odds right here, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Kelly Holmes – If we were the Queen, we’d be inclined to ask for
Kelly’s Damehood back after Saturday’s Dancing On Ice debacle. "Test
me," she told her trainers – before fucking up and blaming everyone
else. During her Dancing On Ice routine to Believe, Kelly spazzed
around like Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air and was chastised
for it. The judges told her: "I have seen
Staffordshire Terriers running around Hyde Park with more grace!" Kelly
has to leave Dancing On Ice soon – we’re getting sick of hearing "But
I’m a affleet!" week after week. SCORE – 17.5 – Current Dancing On Ice
betting odds – 28/1

Stefan Booth – Was it his puppy dog eyes
that stopped Stefan Booth from being eliminated on Saturday’s Dancing
On Ice? Or was it some kind of fame pity? Either way, the judges saved
Stefan this week, after his routine to Luck Be A Lady had the judges
musing, "He said himself he was nervous, his
timing was off with Kristina and I think he can do much better."
Perhaps he won the vote because he was dressed like the scraggiest
Dreamboy in the history of mankind. Surely Stefan’s Dancing On Ice luck
can’t hold out any longer than this? SCORE – 18 – Current Dancing On
Ice betting odds – 16/1

Sean Wilson – Sean Wilson seemed to have
spent the week preceding Saturday’s Dancing On Ice getting kicked in
the throat by his dance partner. And he still didn’t get the message.
On Saturday, Sean dressed up in his best gold shirt for his Dancing On
Ice routine to Mack The Knife. He made a few mistakes that the judges
picked up on: "I’m looking at your skating and the tripping on the
elements that were required. World champions have been the same size
and you are perfectly capable of those lifts." SCORE – 17.5 – Current Dancing On Ice betting odds – 12/1

We’ll be back tomorrow with the betting odds of the rest of the
Dancing On Ice contestants, but in the meantime, head over to the
Specials section of SportingOdds.com to see the very latest betting
odds. And don’t forget to place a bet or two as well – SportingOdds and
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[story by Stuart Heritage]