Taylor Swift and her weirdly sexy and totally random boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston, haven’t been seen together in a while after what seems like a full summer of the ‘We’re So In Love!’ tour. Maybe Taylor has been in hiding since getting her breasts done (it’s so obvious, girl), or maybe there’s trouble in paradise.
Inside sources (aka Taylor’s people) are saying that Swift will NOT be attending the Emmy’s later this month with Hiddelston, because she doesn’t like all the attention the relationship has been getting, even though she was all for constant photo ops with him all July long.
Inside sources have been saying for about a week now that Taylor finds it suspicious that Tom is so into them being all public and shit, and is beginning to suspect that Tom is using her for her fame. Because, you know, a guy that does a million movies and tv shows every year and is a part of The Avengers franchise really needs that boost in his career.
If Tom dumped Taylor, it makes total sense that stories like this are being leaked about him. Her people have to make him look like a fame obsessed jerk who wanted to flaunted their relationship, hence all the over the top fuckery. NONE of that was Taylor. None. She’s the one who was used and abused here! (As always).
AND HOLY FUCK! BREAKING NEWS! Literally AS I WROTE THAT LAST PARAGRAPH I got an alert from Us Weekly (I obviously have that) that Tom and Taylor are DONE! HOW FUCKING SERENDIPITOUS IS THAT? Stories that make him look like he’s victimizing Taylor Swift for fame are being leaked to the press and it turns out they’re broken up? Fuck, Taylor. Don’t you think your people are being a little TOO obvious now?! Like, I can’t name a guy who has publically TALKED to you without your people spreading some nasty stories about how he was a jerk to you in some way. Jesus Christ!
Sources aka Taylor’s group of manipulative gremlins hell bent on making everyone who upsets Taylor Swift look like assholes, are saying that Taylor broke up with Tom because she was uncomfortable with how public he wanted the relationship to be, because Tom Hiddleston is definitely the one in that relationship who has majorly public relationships. Insert eye roll.
I’m sorry but I’m dead. I’m done. I can’t fucking believe that news came in just as I was typing about how he probably dumped her. Fuck.
My dream right now is for Kanye and Calvin Harris to make a sick jam and have like, Tom Hiddleston and Camillia Bell star in the music video. Seriously, if there is a God, that will happen.
Karen says
There is a term for people like Taylor, they are Narcissists. I don’t know that she has full blown Narcissist Personality Disorder, because she doesn’t seem to be completely without empathy, but she definitely is flirting with having it. She is a bully and a mean girl, that much is obvious as well.
She is often the one that discards these guys, acts like a troll until they dump her so that she can pretend she is sweet and innocent, because that is her “brand”. So, she may have indeed dumped Tom. She acted like a tool to get Harris to dump her. I believe Jon Mayer when he says that he had no idea what happened with her and she dumped him out of left field and invented reasons to do it. A few of these guys have good intuition and dumped her first… like Harry Styles. I think many of them are just glad they made an escape, because the woman is cray and her “I’m dating half the world to sow my oats” is getting pretty tiresome at 26.
Here is a description of the Narcissistic Discard –
They act like you are the most important thing on the planet, then they start to invent flaws or focus on your flaws, then they devalue you, and then they either push you into dumping them so that they can play the victim, or they dump you and lie about you to play the victim. Also, they often do this when you either have a tragedy and are at a low point, or when you have a success. For Harris the song that they co-wrote became hugely popular, for poor Tommy, he is nominated for an Emmy. And while we are on the subject of awards, part of Taylor’s problem with Harris was that he didn’t “support” her when she was nominated at the Grammys. But her excuse for ditching Tom was that he wanted her to support him at the Emmys. Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?