Crocodile Tears Over Brutal Chinese Sweatshop While Kim Kardashian Gets Moist For Kobe Bryant

The Klan Kardashian got a lovely message for the holiday season from a human rights organisation. Where they just exchanging pleasantries? Of course not. Human rights organisation are always serious, always fretting and forever shouting about stuff.

Assuming that they weren’t offering high-fives to the Kardashians, we have to ask: What have they supposed to have done now?

Well, some group in hemp hats claim that the reality TV dimwits’ clothing lines are manufactured in horrific Chinese sweatshops where the workers are ?abused and virtually imprisoned.? Still, at least Kim K is getting aroused. By brutal sweatshops or something else?

Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, says:

“The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people…”

No. They aren’t talking about Kim’s sextape with Ray J.

“I would be clearly stunned if these factories were even minimally decent, because that isn?t how China operates”

The Kardashians apparently make $65 million a year from junk like this, and will be hoping that all this is just plain wrong. However, the clothing lines (which include include K-Dash by Kardashian, ShoeDazzle, and the Kris Jenner Kollection for QVC) are allegedly made in foreign sweatshops, where workers are subject to ?inhumane conditions.?

Kernaghan continued:

?You can?t talk during working hours. You can?t listen to music; you can?t stand up and stretch. You can?t even put your head up and look around, or you will be screamed at. If you get permission to use the toilet, you get four minutes.?

Sounds like working for a bank in Britain in fairness. Alas, the wages in these factories are a bit lamer. The clothing manufacturer in China that made the Kardashians? clothing line for Bebe last year paid factory workers just eight cents for each shirt they completed. According to China Labor Watch, staff often worked 12 hours a day, six days a week for the hourly wage of $1.75.

Still, that shouldn’t spoil Kim Kardashian’s quest to shag every single celebrity on Earth who has a name that starts with a ‘K’ (look out Cheggers and K-Fed) as she’s managed to erase all those suffering Chinese children from her mind by imagining fun-times with the barely filed for divorce Kobe Bryant.

There’s loads of brilliant rumours flying around that Kardashian wanted the Lakers star so bad that she got her mum, Kris Jenner, to leaked some very unpleasant details about Bryant?s sexual escapades to his wife, leading to the divorce being filed.

How great is that? Yeah. Forget about those suffering children in factories being bullwhipped by bug-eyed task-masters.

PS: The Kardashian family are totally suing over the sweatshop allegations. Lawyers, piss off.


  1. Kim K. says

    This is the american way if i……….er…..she wants to make money then let her, this site is such a bunch of horseshit, i…….er she would never come on this site to defend herself, its beneath me…….er…..her, and just to set the record straight I AM NOT A WHORE, i just like the feel multiple throbbing manhoods in my ass, pounding me to the core, and chugging the jizz bombs from a bunch of different men…………cus its good for my complexion……….look at the picture from this article, see what i mean, anyway i have to go exploit 14 vietnamese teenage boys for their man juice now !!