"Running down corridors (too much effort – Creased), through automatic doors (nice, labour saving – Folded)."
Folded:
- Corpse Bride (we don’t know how you can’t be excited really)
- Goldie Lookin’ Chain’s ‘Chavalier’ (still makes us laugh. Serious)
- Freshers (they’re everywhere, and they’re legal)
- Cashmere (all the go for fashion this autumn. At least it’s cheap)
- Batman Begins out on DVD (as good as we all expected, right?)
Creased:
- Tango Clear (just horrible stuff. Tastes like it’s tearing your throat out)
- Ska (CDs) (never really took off this summer, did it?)
- Channel Four adult entertainment promos (after all that fuss it wasn’t even porn!)
- The Gilet (it’s a Pete Beale Bodywarmer and that’s final)
- Early Christmas at supermarkets (fucking mince pies, fucking everywhere)
Last week we celebrated being a bloke with our quote from Swingers (1996). And now something for the ladies:
"I’m gonna treat you so good, you’re never gonna let me go."
Ahh…
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Not too sure if the Guilet should be creased. Surely Pete is legend – “20 for a pand – alwight tweakle”. Batman Begins totally cool!! Look forward to next weeks lists – not sure of the quote this week!!!??
Please put ipod nano in next weeks creased – what a pile of, screen cracking, shite, how small do MP3 players have to be!!??
Isn’t it a good job I’m back off me ‘ols to put the world to rights. The quote is from ‘Pretty Woman’, and anyone who knows anything about films should know that.
I can’t bear freshers; they’re the worst kind of sweaty student. All eagle-eyed and thinking they know everything. Get a wash you stinky cretins.
Pete Beale’s phrase was cool until gay boy Scott Mills inherited it for his Radio 1 show.