Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

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September 30th, 2005 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty

Folded_duvet"Running down corridors (too much effort - Creased), through automatic doors (nice, labour saving - Folded)."

Folded:

  • Corpse Bride (we don’t know how you can’t be excited really)
  • Goldie Lookin’ Chain’s ‘Chavalier’ (still makes us laugh. Serious)
  • Freshers (they’re everywhere, and they’re legal)
  • Cashmere (all the go for fashion this autumn. At least it’s cheap)
  • Batman Begins out on DVD (as good as we all expected, right?)

Creased:

Last week we celebrated being a bloke with our quote from Swingers (1996). And now something for the ladies:

"I’m gonna treat you so good, you’re never gonna let me go."

Ahh…

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3 Responses to “Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is”

  1. nan Says:
    October 1st, 2005 at 7:30 pm

    Not too sure if the Guilet should be creased. Surely Pete is legend - “20 for a pand - alwight tweakle”. Batman Begins totally cool!! Look forward to next weeks lists - not sure of the quote this week!!!??

  2. nn Says:
    October 1st, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    Please put ipod nano in next weeks creased - what a pile of, screen cracking, shite, how small do MP3 players have to be!!??

  3. Burlington Says:
    October 4th, 2005 at 8:38 pm

    Isn’t it a good job I’m back off me ‘ols to put the world to rights. The quote is from ‘Pretty Woman’, and anyone who knows anything about films should know that.

    I can’t bear freshers; they’re the worst kind of sweaty student. All eagle-eyed and thinking they know everything. Get a wash you stinky cretins.

    Pete Beale’s phrase was cool until gay boy Scott Mills inherited it for his Radio 1 show.

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