Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
If hecklerspray punched you in the noggin that would be bad (Creased). If we gave you a chill-heat Dorito to make-up that would be good (Folded).
That’s really all you need to know.
Folded:
Dead or Alive? (website that knows if your fav celeb’s dead or not. Great timewaster)
Late night re-runs of Bank of Mum & Dad on BBC1 (who needs a job anyway?)
Lost on C4 (still shaping up nicely)
Retro Tamiya radio-controlled cars (get yourself a Wild Willy)
Andy Fairweather Low (best album cover ever)
Creased:
The first annual ‘Enthusiast of the Year’ award (fuck that)
WAYN (Friends Reunited is annoying, but this stalker heaven!)
HMV’s 5 for £30 offer (Hellboy and The Best of Matt Munro – yey!)
Summer cinemas (smelly, noisy, far too many healthy kids)
Football (enough closet action already – we’ll be watching Lost, thanks)
Last week’s film quote was from Manhunter (1986) – so well done to whoever guessed correctly. This week’s is something a little different…
"Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time."
Aaaah, that would have to be one of my favourite screen goddesses, Miss Ginger Rogers. You can forget your Marilyns, your Bette Davises, your Greta Garbos – Ginger is the one for me and she’s cute as a button to boot.
Put her in Folded next week please!