This week?s filthy likes and dislikes.
Folded:
- Scott Mills (annoying as you like on the radio, but fair play to him for making that difficult The World’s Worst Place to Be Gay? programme. Slapped repeatedly with a chicken for goodness sake)
- National Express? profits are up nearly 40% (great news for them, though undoubtedly means we are all too poor and undignified to get the train)
- Colin Firth not winning Best Actor at the Academy Awards (c?mon let's get behind this idea and see if the world really does end)
- Born This Way by Lady Gaga (yes it sounds like Express Yourself and yes we don't care)
- The Social Network, out this week on DVD (populated entirely by characters you won't give a stuff about. Still worth borrowing a copy off your mate)
Creased:
- That new Radiohead Album, The King of something or other (one step forward, two steps back)
- Jesse J (looks a bit like Katy Perry, sounds a bit bus stop)
- Talking to celebrities (what would you say to someone in the biz you actually admire if you met them? Exactly, your question is pants and/or offensive. He/she has now left and you’ve been escorted from the building)
- Martin Sheen on BBC’s The One Show (seemingly confused but still ace Hollywood megastar meets the very worst UK TV has to offer. Proud)
- Virgin Media?s ‘A More Exciting Place to Live’ advert (so painfully up its own passage that BT almost seems like a better option)