Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

We like this, we don’t like that.

Folded:

• The return of The Music (but where have they been?)

• The Gourmet Chocolate Pizza Company (they make tasty chocolate pizzas for those who already have beef ice cream and orange flavoured brie)

• Planet of the Apes DVD collection for £10 at HMV (£10 would be worth it for one of the films)

• Stella Artois’ Pass It On advert (For the music really, a beautiful original composed score by Jim Copperthwaite)

• Finally playing Grand Theft Auto IV (it’s not much of a departure from the previous games, but is that a bad thing? It is not)

Creased:

• Forgetting Sarah Marshall (not as awful as shutting your fingers in a car door, but nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is)

• Leica M8 camera - £3000 (for a still camera’s body? We wouldn’t pay that for Scarlett Johansson’s body)

• Teen-aimed comedy (there sure is a lot of it on TV at the moment. Teenagers should be taking paracetamols and shoplifting in H&M, not wasting time in front of the box. Save that for the rest of us)

• Tesco no longer stopped selling Robinson’s Grape and Melon High Juice (so, we riot…)

• Scarlett Johansson’s singing (this she isn’t good at. Body stuff, fine. Singing, no)