Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
We like this, we don’t like that.
Folded:
- The return of The Music (but where have they been?)
- The Gourmet Chocolate Pizza Company (they make tasty chocolate pizzas for those who already have beef ice cream and orange flavoured brie)
- Planet of the Apes DVD collection for £10 at HMV (£10 would be worth it for one of the films)
- Stella Artois’ Pass It On advert (For the music really, a beautiful original composed score by Jim Copperthwaite)
- Finally playing Grand Theft Auto IV (it’s not much of a departure from the previous games, but is that a bad thing? It is not)
Creased:
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (not as awful as shutting your fingers in a car door, but nowhere near as funny as it thinks it is)
- Leica M8 camera – £3000 (for a still camera’s body? We wouldn’t pay that for Scarlett Johansson’s body)
- Teen-aimed comedy (there sure is a lot of it on TV at the moment. Teenagers should be taking paracetamols and shoplifting in H&M, not wasting time in front of the box. Save that for the rest of us)
- Tesco no longer stopped selling Robinson’s Grape and Melon High Juice (so, we riot…)
- Scarlett Johansson’s singing (this she isn’t good at. Body stuff, fine. Singing, no)
Hypocritical much?
Your review: “If you were to avoid the movie because of his appearance, you’d be making a mistake. Why? Well, two reasons. A) Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a well-acted, superbly observed, snort-into-your-popcorn comic romp that intertwines both sharp characterisation and penis gags with winning effect. B) Russell Brand isn’t actually that bad in it. No. Seriously.”
Leboo… you’re an idiot.