Gather round kids, it’s time for some life lessons ??la Courtney Stodden. Do you ever catch yourself admiring your tube top and lucite shoe collection, and think to yourself that it’s just not enough? Worried that the affections of your husband, who’s 35 years your senior, might wane unless you find a way to spice things up? Then you need a gigantic pair of tatty bojangles!
Courtney ‘I swear I’m a teenager’ Stodden has been insisting that she’s au naturel in the chest area, but seems to have decided that her natural…ahem…talents just aren’t enough anymore. She’s gone underneath the surgeon’s knife to enhance her assets from a ‘C’ cup to a DD. Now she’s officially one gust of wind away from doing an impression of an upturned tortoise.
Courtney explains in her video diary that she’s been fooling the world all these years by using a heavily-padded Victoria’s Secret bra, but she loves the feeling of being a DD so much that she’s having a permanent surgery before she even turns 19, and most likely a hunchback before she turns 30.
The porn industry was practically beating down her door on the day of her eighteenth birthday, so now she’s got the industry calling card installed, expect to see a fresh new million-dollar deal on the table within the week.
As classy as ever, the teen bride told E! News that the results were ‘incredible and very sexy’ and that she was “looking forward to slipping into a bikini…or out of it!”. Judging by every paparazzi photo of her ever, she’ll be falling out of a bikini on her next trip to the post office or pick up husband Doug Hutchinson’s arthritis medication.
And so Courtney gets one step closer to becoming this generation’s Anna Nicole Smith – she just has to convince Playboy that she’s classy enough to show off what the surgeon gave her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYj87gLU15k
derrida says
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this brain-dead bimbo makes Anna Nicole’s *toenails* look smart.
Everybodies_Got_One says
Well said!! This nasty 30 some year old (NO way her horribly worn hard put away wet ass is 18, not a chance) has zero tact or class, absolutely repugnant. He could do so much better…but the fact that he is with her proves the type of man he is.
Spitball says
Everyone calls here a media whore. LOL! She’s just giving Hollywierd what it wants, and the entertainment industry what it needs. You people lap this stuff up and whether you love her or hate her, it’s your hunger for this sort of thing that will make her a millionaire. I think she’s playing it smart; being outrageous, over the top etc. and it’s just a matter of time when she emerges in some form that makes better sense than what she’s doing now. Right now, playing the bimbo dumb blonde routine has you all spinning. LOL. Well Courtney, you go girl. Make your millions and good luck to you. By the way, the boobs look great!
What? says
Exactly how is she going to make millions? The only viable outlet I see is porn. She is not making anything now. Paying for your own photo shoots doesn’t make much money. And yes, agree, her train wreck draw is there. Don’t think she is playing it smart. This is all she has.
alan says
I have to say something here. I am 27 years older than my gf and we have been together for almost 5 years. The thing is my girl and I have a tremendous amount in common and she is an intelligent girl with a masters degree. What the hell does this guy see in her? Yeah, she has a smoking body if you like the look but she is a total idiot. In addition she has talked about a sex tape. Is he in it? If not, he likes his girl having sex with another guy? These are two very disturbed people and it has nothing to do with their ages. Here is a question. What the heck did her parents do to create this mess of a girl?
Name says
This is all not that hard to figure out. She has a great body and is making more money in a year than most people will in a lifetime. On top of that, what she is doing is not all that hard of work.
I know nothing about this woman. She could be really nice or a jerk. I don’t know and none of us really know.
I think many people are hypocrites when they say they wouldn’t do what she is doing. Those people are simply not in a position to do so.
Maddison says
Although I doubt she is girl next door enough to attract Playboy, I do see her eventually winding up in the porn industry. Granted, she does have a great body, but the hair and makeup make her appear a good decade older than her actual years. She reminds me of the 80;s cult figure Angeline, who became famous for her pink corvette and heart shaped sunglasses, whose billboards were often seen on Hollywood Blvd.
Will Mendes says
She looks cheap….nothin’ hot about that. When she opens her mouth, you immediately know the elevator doesn’t go to the top. I actually feel sorry for her old man ….this dummy thinks he got a trophy….ALL YOURS BRO.