Remember Courteney Cox? She’s currently famous for her divorce with David Arquette and remembered as the least likeable one in Friends. It must be great being her, right?
Well, rumours abound that she’s been having it away with one of her co-stars from Cougar Town (no, we’ve never seen it either – it looks dreadful doesn’t it?) and… well… the only person who is itching to talk about it is David Arquette.
Pictures of Cox and Josh Hopkins have emerged and Arquette has come forward to shriek “THERE’S NOTHING GOING ON! OKAY?! RIGHT?! SHE’S NOT DOING ANYTHING! SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME WOULDN’T SHE? RIGHT? RIGHT?”
In a calmer (ha!) moment, Arquette told rentanamerican, Ryan Seacrest:
“She went away to St. Bart’s with Coco and her best friend and Josh from the show, and I know about all of this. But these tabloids make it like there’s some kind of scandal going on.”
“But there’s no scandal.”
You hope.
Camp Cox echoes this notion, saying:
“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation.”
The publicist then coughed and it sounded like the word “AND HAVING LOADS OF AMAZING SEX.”
The amazing news for We The People, is that Arquette and Cox are in a good place. God knows how we’d manage if they weren’t. Arquette dribbled:
“We’re really honest and open. Our relationship right now is actually better than ever.”
“We both took a moment to look at our relationship. For me, I used it in a bad way to act out and kind of shake my world up because I was heartbroken.”
By ‘shaking the world up’, the babyfaced actor actually means ‘hung out of the back of a cocktail waitress and spouted off about how great she was in the sack’.
Lovely.
Anyway, no-one actually cares about these two do they? Sorry for wasting your time.
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Factcheckers.com says
They’re not divorced.