Where were you when Michael Jackson died? It was a bit of a JFK moment so you really should remember. Unless, of course, you’re Michael Jackson. He won’t remember a thing because, Hecklerspray can exclusively reveal, heaven doesn’t exist. One man who has to keep remembering over and over and over about where he was that night is Conrad Murray. He’s the man being accused of involuntary manslaughter. Michael Jackson was accused of a similar thing in relation to his musical output sometime after the Dangerous album.
Aaanyway.
State Attorney General Jerry Brown wants to prevent the cardiologist, who’s generally getting blamed for Michael Jackson’s death, from practising medicine in California while he’s the subject of a criminal case. Brown’s office filed the paperwork to restrict the cardiologist’s license Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court on behalf of the California Medical Board.
That’s good news for any famous singers who don’t want to die whilst a doctor is stood over them, scratching his head or whatever went on that fateful night. I don’t know. I wasn’t there. And chances are, neither were you, so shut your stinking face.
Brown said in the motion:
“Murray administered a lethal dose of propofol, as well as other drugs to Michael Jackson. We will argue in court that Murray was reckless in giving Jackson such a dangerous drug and has demonstrated a serious lack of judgement that should prohibit him from practising medicine.”
This comes on the back of another kick right up Murray’s hole. A Jackson employee told investigators that our doctor man stopped resuscitation efforts when the singer was perishing to gather up drug vials and then directed him to stash them in a bag.
For those of you who jerk off over every single grisly detail, apparently, Alberto Alvarez told authorities that he went into Jackson’s room and witnessed Jackson lying there, eyes open but not moving, exhibiting no signs of life with an IV sticking out of his leg.
Perhaps some of you mental MJ fans would like to recreate that scene in watercolours with a little angel flying over his head or something.
If you are intent on making some art, don’t forget to include the (alleged) scene that sees Murray was frantically trying to resuscitate Jackson whilst shouting at people with orders that paramedics shouldn’t be called until his vials had been stashed away.
Naturally, Conrad’s attorney is ready to rip Alvarez’s statement a brand new arse-hole:
“We note that this statement was given more than two months after Michael Jackson’s death and is inconsistent with a statement he gave the police the day after Mr. Jackson was taken to the hospital.”
“Further, his statement does not match up with much of the physical evidence found at the scene. The defence would caution against putting too much emphasis on statements leaked by law enforcement or the district attorney’s office. These leaks provided are piecemeal and are timed for effect.
“Since Dr. Murray’s next court hearing is scheduled 10 days, we expect more leaks. However, we will not be trying this case in the press. We would ask the public to reserve judgement until after the people’s witnesses are placed under oath and subjected to the rigours of cross-examination. We are confident that a fair trial will ferret out the truth.”
The cardiologist has pleaded not guilty to involuntary manslaughter and remains free on $75,000 bail. That won’t stop you lot from whining on with your own conspiracy theories no doubt. Why not tell it to someone who gives a shit/is needier for the attention like Uri Gellar or something.
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lea says
Yeah right. You are just another circus clowns dancing on the net.
Sympathy from one of the ‘mental MJ fans’
Melissa says
Do you have to show ass in this article? MJ was well liked by millions of people and you are liked by maybe 5 people. So the next time you think about making fun of a man that has passed away then maybe you need to think of there family’s and there children. You can’t hurt the man that is no longer here but you want to make sure that his family is aware of how you feel. A lot of people do care about Michael Jackson! He was one the most giving men in this world. Stop with your comments about someone that spent his life giving his money to people that needed it and start realizing that maybe he was better than you were. I’m sorry I should be humble about it as MJ always said that he wasn’t better than anyone. But still you need to realize that his kids are still here.
jana lalewicz says
Whoever writes your articles needs to learn to spell. Anybody editing at your site? Incidentally, this IS by far the sorriest website I’ve ever been to. Your ‘smartass’ tone is just too over the top.
Burch says
I’d just come out of a Blur gig, some bloke holding a sign pointing to a local food establishment delivered the news, to the disbelief of other gig-goers “so what, he was a fucking peado!” was his considered opinion on the matter.
You don’t get that on News At Ten.
Robin says
That is sure a double standard. You wont try the case in the media but had no problem convicting Mr. Jackson when he was accused. You wont try something in the media unless it is Michael Jackson.
BARBARA STRAUGHN says
Hello – ILLUMINATI CONTROLLED IDIOT
Sorry, but are you even trying to become a respected journalist or is that simply not in the job description.
Boring, repetitive – so so ill informed and uneducated is your article to make yourself an object of ridicule which I will be very proud to share around the thousands of friends that I have around the world who believe in the following – and yes – go shout it from the rooftops because it is real – unlike you – your professionalism -and the awfully boring ‘haters’ that continually bombard us thinking they are doing something constructive – HA
LOVE PEACE UNITY COMPASSION KINDNESS
We are not concerned with the divisions set up by man – race, colour, creed, religion etc etc blah blah blah
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS and we will all face our maker one day – some of us with a clearer conscience than others – obviously!!
Please note that I understand how you work – I have copied this message, your article and the website link and if my comment mysteriously disappears – will be copied in on social networks around the world within minutes – regardless of your endeavours.
L.O.V.E my friend – I hope one day you are able to move out of the dark place you are in and into the light and be allowed to form your own opinions and to be your own person, before it is too late.
Kitsune says
This article was barely about Micheal Jackson… It was about the cardiologist that is on trial. And the only person I could tell was being poked fun of was people like you. Coincidentaly your reply made it more humorous. I alway love Micheal Jackson posts on Hecklerspray because it brings out the most bizarre fanatical fans that seem to take personal offense from statements made about someone they never knew personally. I find it very amusing.
hoohaahee says
You really, really have to wonder at the mental competence of any person who, in BLOCK CAPITALS states “LOVE PEACE UNITY COMPASSION KINDNESS” and then posts the comment:
“if my comment mysteriously disappears
Soothsayer says
Well Look!,…Once again you have managed to affirm the obvious and verify for one and all that you are indeed quite the douche,….I would even be so bold as to state that you may in fact the most highly educated douche in all of the land,…thus making YOU the KING of DOUCHES AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!
Perhaps YOU being the KING of Douches certainly trumps any tawdry little attempt to stoke the fires for your own benefit by hurling your quaint Emperor’s clothes analogy on the heap,….have to keep the masses interested huh?,….No such thing as bad press is it?,…Well here is a revelation for you your most esteemed ROYAL HIGHNESS,…there is many a slip between the cup and the lip so don’t be so hot to pick up the ole pom-poms and cheer your favorite antihero Dr. KillThrill on,…you may find that the fickle hand of fate swings both ways my darling.
Murray did what he did and chose the consequences when he made his choice,…the really sick thing is he couldn’t even get that right,…you better watch out your majesty,…I think he may be out to steal your crown!!!!!
QUICK!!!! Protect your family jewels now,..oh,…wait,..No worries about those,…he’ll never manage to see them let alone steal them!
It is my own belief that he remains a threat none the less as he obviously has grown covetous of your most impressive stature in life and even your very crown itself.
How very naughty of Dr. KillThrill,…Bad,.. bad,.. Dr. KillThrill,…No! No!
When you do wrong ,…wrong is sure to follow you,..you would do far better to put down your pom-poms and go get yourself a drink,…you seem rather flustered,…you may be having a heart attack!!!!
Never fear though!!!!,…I have the most divine cardiologist for you,….
GOD BLESS MICHAEL JACKSON !!! LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP !!!!!!
ultravioletrae says
so not funny. crosses the line. you might have a fighting chance if not for the irresponsible, wreckless way MJ was covered during his lifetime. so not cool to be so disrespectful to the decedent. not not not cool. stop it. GOD BLESS MICHAEL JACKSON the picture isn’t funny either.
Bunny says
Once more…Idot test before posting!
Seriously, people like most of those above make me wish the internet didn’t exisit.
JoeMomma says
Bunny don’t say that. This is why the internet should exist, for our amusement.
Dance MJ fans dance! Make me laugh!
hoohaahee says
@Soothsayer
That was by far the most rambling, incoherent response I’ve ever seen on the net (and that’s saying something).
Aboult halfway through your post, you seemed to become confused by who you were attempting to insult..me, or hecklerspray for posting the article?
Soothsayer said: “hurling your quaint Emperor
Mike says
I can’t wait to see “Gone Too Soon”, the new documentary on Michael’s life. I hope it explains what happened to Michael.
sc341 says
Don’t expect to learn anything in the “Gone Too Soon” documentary by Ian Halperin, his biography on MJ was full of blatant lies in the last part of the book to spice it up.