Divorce is a painfully-personal process that often comes with embarrassment and shame.
hecklerspray's been through it like 4 times. In the first one our wives got the house, in the second one they got the cat and in the third they took the children.
The fourth time through it the wives got the first-wives' house, and the other-wives' cat and children. That fourth time everything really ended great for us.
Christie Brinkley is going through these pains right now. Granted maybe she's good at it by now – and her intimate knowledge of the process could be why she knows a very public proceeding could work in her favor this time around. Her hubby though, he wants everything very private.
It seems he doesn't want anyone to know about him banging that 18 year old toy-shop worker in the oversized Barbie-Doll house. We made up the Barbie-House bit.
Christie Brinkley is soooooo lucky. She stands now on the very cusp of freedom. She's poised to reclaim her single-dom and hit the town looking for nice bachelors in either their late sixties or early seventies. After two years of waiting for some reason, it seems her divorce proceedings are about to kick into high gear.
It's not all cut and dry though – Brinkley wants all the details open to the public, while her soon-to be ex, Peter Cook, desperately wants everything very, very private. For his possible reasons see that Barbie-house comment we made up earlier.
Still though, he was apparently boinking an 18 year old toy shop employee. One Fox News source says says of this:
"The thing with the girl is just the tip of the iceberg."
The rest of the Fox News article goes on to say:
"On Thursday, reports started appearing on various syndicated TV shows that Brinkley wanted the divorce trial — set for July 2 — to be public and that Cook was trying to intervene for the sake of their two young children. Sources close to Brinkley, however, tell me this is all hogwash, and I believe them. As it’s been pointed out, there is no logic in this latest move by Cook. These friends say that all the legal moves going on are about Cook trying to protect himself from terrible publicity once a trial is under way."
Sounds like Cook's overall desire to hump things is gonna be a major part of all future news stories here. We can't help but wonder if Brinkley ever tried stabbing him with a broken wineglass.
We don't know about you, but to us she's alsways looked like a wine glass stabber.
To read more, see "Christie Brinkley Wants Her Divorce Trial To Be Public" on eNews20