I will never fucking understand the appeal of Chris Brown. His music is only okay and he’s a fucking lunatic brat. It’s like if you mixed Mike Tyson with Justin Bieber and guess what? That is NOT a good fucking thing. Chris Brown is as good at staying out of trouble as Lindsay Lohan is at staying out of rehab (can’t believe I typed that blasphemy), so color me not shocked that he and his crew are once again in the news for causing shit.
According to the NY Daily News, Chris Brown’s sorry ass crew got into yet another bar fight (we know this isn’t their first), glass bottles were smashed and flung, and one man had to get rushed to the hospital because he got a flying piece of glass to the eye (no, it wasn’t Drake). Reporting on Chris Brown’s antics is like reporting on Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber getting back together again: these idiots never learn.
Police are still investigating this shit, but Brown took to Twitter to clear his name, saying:
There was no brawl involving me or anyone in my camp at VIP room. The devil is in full effect at all times. God is the way.
And with that, God gave the biggest and holiest eye roll in the history of the universe.
I have two opinions on this whole fucking thing:
1) There is no way, no way, that there was a brawl at a club where Chris Brown and his crew happened to be and he had absolutely nothing to do with it. No fucking way.
and 2) What is up with Chris Brown and his crew having zero regard for wasting alcohol?! I buy $9 wine, and one time my cat knocked over an almost full glass and I was fucking MORTIFIED because that was such a waste of perfectly good booze. If I was that upset about one glass, I’d be devastated over a full bottle being smashed. I mean, I get that these guys have money, but wasting alcohol is straight up disrespectful to us poor folk who get excited when our booze goes on sale for 55 cents less or we get triple air miles for buying two bottles or something.
You may not have respect for any other living person, Chris Brown, but you could at least show some fucking respect to alcohol,
thomas says
Clearly ya’ll are envious of the man and his crew..if you got the cash,go on n spill that liqour n you have to set a few people straight once in a while n get ’em to recognize!!belligerent mischievious behaviour never hurt nobody
Patricia says
Sorry asshole but Chris & his crew has been cleared of any brawl as well as causing anyone an injury. Oops try again 2 BASH him…….