What has Cheryl Cole done to get such unswerving favour from Simon Cowell? Seriously. He seems absolutely determined to make a superstar of her and it can’t solely be down to the fact she’s hard working, good looking and willing to do as she’s told.
We can only imagine the horrors that lie in his undercrackers which Cheryl has been faced with in order to become his right hand woman. Are we being too cynical?
Either way, with Cowell’s help, she’s become the Britain’s pop princess, hoping to leave behind all that Ashley Cole and Smacking A Toilet Attendant In The Face business. And now, thanks to her predictably landing one of the judging jobs on the American X Factor, she’s looking like she’s going to go global.
It looks like being a busy year for Cheryl as there’s rumours flying around that Girls Aloud are going to get back together for the London Olympics (which would be really, really great). It goes without saying that Cole’s rise to the top will be a massive sore point for the increasingly unpopular Nadine Coyle who just can’t seem to cut it without her GA chums (increasingly so as Nicola Roberts’ imminent solo LP is whipping up quite a lot of excitement).
Either way, Cheryl is going to be on the American version of the X Factor and we can now chunner about elocution lessons and the need for subtitles because, obviously, Americans are stupid and can’t pick a Northern English accent to pieces.
Think we’re exaggerating? Just remember that USTV had to stick subtitles on the last series of Skins, despite the fact that the whole cast is achingly middle class, and thereby, incredibly easy to understand.
Cole says:
“Americans are always really sweet about my accent and seem to find it intriguing, which I think is quite funny.”
Simon Cowell meanwhile referred to Cheryl, presumably fondly, as a “brat”
?I'm thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has been fantastic to work with. She is also a complete brat! Most importantly, this girl can spot talent.?
So there you have it. America is about to be on the receiving end of the British Invasion, pt2.
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Sophie says
And toilet attendants all over Britain can now sleep easy, good riddance to the chavvy criminal.