We live in a world that is dominated by girl groups… and it really is fantastic. Rock is pretty much dead in the water, filled with bloated, self-worthy fellas with guitars peddling pedestrian, plodding pish. The girls meanwhile are making fun, Friday night records. Apart from Adele.
And now that Cheryl Cole has been ‘freed’ from the shackles of television and Simon Cowell, she’s now able to rejoin Girls Aloud to once more make quirky, witty pop. Which is a relief.
She’s looking forward to it too, saying that she’s “glad” not to be a part of The X Factor circus anymore. And with a GA comeback afoot, she can drum up some publicity by taking needless swipes at everyone. Aaaah, it feels good to write this hackneyed old crap again.
Apparently, Cheryl has told chums (or as they’re known in the press, ‘sources which have never met the person who is being written about’):
“I’m actually really happy not to be on the show now. It was definitely the right decision for me,”
“I was so badly mucked around by Simon and everyone involved. I don’t want that in my life any more. I’m better off without it.”
She reportedly added:
“I’ll make my own decisions now and not have to be dependent on someone else. I’ve moved on. I’m loving being home and being back in Britain. It feels right for me right now.”
“Nobody realises this but I never actually had this great dream to break the States. It was Simon who encouraged me to take the job there. If I never come famous in America then that’s fine with me.”
And this is all because Girls Aloud are coming back in 2012. Nicola Roberts is, of course, creating something of a storm with her new single, Beat Of My Drum, which isn’t actually as great as everyone claims, rather, being an example of a pop star who everyone is rooting for thanks to a refreshing lack of ego and a will to make immediate, vaguely quirky pop. Nadine Coyle could learn some lessons in humility from ol’ Nicola.
So once Roberts has wrapped up her promos, Cheryl will be waiting at camp GA, stating that she’d arranged to rejoin the group and isn’t one for going back on her word….
“I always keep my promises, unlike some people.?
“I'd never go back on my word. I always honour my ?commitments, unlike some people I know. I keep my ?promises.?
Hear that Simon? Of course you didn’t. You’re too far up a former Pussycat Doll’s arse to hear anything at all. Either way, it’s looking likely that Girls Aloud will be making an appearance at the opening on the London Olympics in some way, which is just brilliant news.
And no, we’re not being sarcastic.
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Simon R. Gladdish says
I’ve actually got a Cheryl Cole CD – Messy Little Raindrops – and it’s nowhere near as bad as I feared it was going to be. If I didn’t have a longstanding policy of never feeling sorry for the rich and famous, I might even express a smidgen of sympathy for her.
Sophie says
Seriously!? Why when it comes to Cheryl Cole does hecklerspray collectively lose its backbone? I can’t be the only one tuned into the fact that she only became excited for a girls aloud reunion when she realised her career was otherwise completely dead, so now she’s going to free-ride off Nadine Coyle, the only vaguely talented one of the lot of them.
Cookie Monster says
One of these days, I’m going to have to use the Google to find-out who in the hell these Cole’s and Loud people are. For now, I’m going with, “Spice Girls, but more retarded and slutty,” based on the pictures and interaction with Simon Cowell.