While Cher may have had a few unsightly blips in the timeline of her life – notably being an idiot with regards to her child’s transgenderness and, far far worse, the ‘Believe’ single – she’s absolutely bang on with her observations about Donald Trump.
Sadly, Cher hasn’t gone as far as pointing about that Trump’s haircut looks like it has been back-combed from his anus hairs, all the way up his back, and weaved together atop his elbow scrag head.
She has, however, taken to tweeting that Donald Trump is a “pompous asshole”. There really is no disputing that is there? Cher dated Gene Simmons from Kiss, so she knows a pompous asshole when she sees one. And this all came about after a segment of America decided to make itself look really rather racist.
If you’ve been avoiding the news, there’s a group of people in America who really don’t like the fact they’ve got a black, liberal president at the helm, trying to give the world some optimism after the horror that was George Dubya Bush. And instead of letting Barack Obama get on with his really very important job, they’ve made him dole out his birth certificate.
Why? Well, there’s a lot of idiots who look at Obama and think “Hell, he can’t be American! Look at him! He must have been born in Africa or something!” Even if he was, and got American citizenship later in his life, this isn’t good enough for some.
Because they’re monumentally stupid.
Either way, Obama’s birth certificate was released by the White House to shut these shit-fer-brains ‘birthers’ up (which of course, it won’t), so people don’t have to question the validity of his presidency again. And obviously, Donald Trump was one of the chattering pods who demanding to know if Obama was born in the USA.
Cher decided to stick up for the prez:
“Donald Trump is Pompous Asshole! Saw him in Aspen with one Dcup chick after another Everyone up there thought he was a complete idiot”
“Donald Trump (mr champter11) is Only a Mean Spirited BAD ACTOR who couldn’t find his ass with both hands & a map!”
There you have it. Don’t mess with Cher. She’s learned a lot of shade from her gay fans. Seriously. With any luck, she’ll make Donald Trump cry before the summer ends.
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Bobby says
Being with Dcup chick after Dcup chick is actually respecable in my world.
Maur says
Sometines if you want to hear some “down- to-earth- truth’ you have to venture out of your comfort zone, just to see what other people are talking about.
I love that song “If I Could Turn Back Time”
I used to like “The Apprentice”
jo cannizzo says
I totally agree with Cher!