Detroit’s hilariously thick hip hop mongrels, Insane Clown Posse, have been booking hard for their 12th annual Gathering of the Juggalos festival. Beautifully, Charlie Sheen has been booked for the show and it will almost certainly end in tears.
You’re probably thinking ‘Charlie Sheen isn’t the monumental balls-up he once was. It’ll pass without incident, apart from contrived ones. Next!’ But wait! See, this isn’t about Sheen. This is about Juggalos.
Fact is, they don’t much like people. They’re all misunderstood and… well… like lobbing stuff at people’s heads. Remember Tila Tequila’s performance at the Juggafest? No? Well, she was hammered with rocks during her performance last year, leaving her bloodied and battered. There were pictures of her wounds online and everyone didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, so ended up doing a mixture of both with a disaffected shrug thrown in because no-one actually died.
Tequila went about slagging off all the Juggalos, writing:
“The people at Juggalos behavior was disgusting and I am filing a suit against Them now … Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men.”
So can we assume that acts like Busta Rhymes, Lil Jon and Flavor Flav will be welcomed with open arms, leaving Charlie Sheen to be target practice? Probably. Likely in fact.
These tattooed stoners, drunk on grain will be warmed up by rap and peaking just as Sheeno sets foot onstage. He may as well have a target drawn on his chest… unless of course, they’ve welcomed him to their bosom as they identify with him as a brother fuck-up in arms.
God forbid that Sheen should answer the ICP’s most potent question:
“Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?”
So what does Sheen have to say?
“Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos!! 8/13/11 WHY..? Cause I’m down with the clown. Whoop!! Whoop!!”
Oh dear. We’ll start writing the obituary now sonny Jim…
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Head Hurtz says
The best thing about GOTJ is that you also get to see some of the best up and coming acts in the genre. Check out “The Oddfellaz” from Head Hurtz Music. They are going to be on the Second Stage on Saturday at 5:30pm.
Check out a preview!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cBqXSvrVA