Everyone’s favorite warlock, actor, and crazy person, Charlie Sheen, is encouraging his Twitter followers to shit-bomb his child’s former school. Specifically, to smear dog shit on the front door of the school in such a fashion that it reads the name of another young child.
Before you jump to the conclusion that Charlie’s behavior is immature or irresponsible, you should know that he did also suggest less fecal options, such as “rotted” eggs or toilet paper. Also, it’s easier to understand his fury once you know the source behind it … though not necessarily easier to condone his approach.
It’s all in response to the alleged bullying of one of Charlie’s young children and the child’s school’s alleged lack of support in resolving the matter.
The story is this: Charlie’s child with ex-wife Denise Richards was allegedly bullied by another student at her former school. Denise reportedly complained to the school about their daughter’s treatment on more than one occasion. The parents of the alleged bully supposedly said that Charlie and Denise’s daughter was lying. Charlie and Denise withdrew their daughter from the school.
It is certainly more than reasonable for a parent to be upset in those circumstances. Most parents, however, do not choose to send out a completely insane tweet to their 9 million-plus followers, requesting retaliation. Charlie’s extended tweet reads as follows:
This is a legitimate call to arms.
my [child] was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar.
if you have a rotted egg
a roll of toilet paper
or some dog shit;
I urge u to deliver it with “extreme prejudice”
to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans.
make me proud.
we will not tolerate this level of
abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock.
And if your feeling the
“show and tell” of it all,
smear the shit to spell one name on the front door;
eat that loser.
I do like the “KamPuss,” that’s pretty funny, but otherwise I am startled by this man’s insanity.
The school in question is the swanky Viewpoint School in Calabasas, CA. In response to Charlie’s bizarre diatribe, the school published an official statement:
“Like all responsible schools across our nation, we are concerned when any individual uses a social media forum to encourage actions that may risk the safety and security of any school. … Our administrators addressed the issue appropriately at that time. Our school takes accusations of bullying very seriously.”
Quite noticeable is the contrast in the tones of the two statements, Charlie’s versus the school’s. Adding to the bizarre nature of Charlie’s rant is that the whole mess occurred a full year ago and for some reason, he’s just getting fired up about it now. But who can claim to understand the complicated mind of a warlock? Charlie defended his slight delay by stating:
“There’s no statute of limitations on bullying.”
Fair enough. Unfortunately, however, Charlie’s childishness not only fails to make his point, but succeeds quite admirably in making him appear to be even more of ridiculous ass than he did already.