So, if you’re at all in to celebrity culture, then you’ve probably heard of the scandal that has hilariously been title “The Fappening”. Like the movie title it mocks (The Happening, in case you didn’t pick up on that), The Fappening is absolute bullshit. Basically some fucking loser who I assume looks like fat Jonah Hill, but with way worse skin and hair in weird places, has been spending months hacking female celebrity’s computers and releasing their private nudey pics.
The first round of pics released were of girls like Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, and Arianna Grande. This round of pics, however, seems incredibly stupid, as basically every celeb who got a private?pic leaked is someone you could already easily Google naked in the first place. Kim Kardashian? Rihanna? Vanessa Hudgens? Emily Ratajkowski? Kelli Garner? Bitch please. It’s like this loser isn’t even trying.
I don’t know who this tool is or what his goddamn problem is, but he needs to chill the fuck out.
In the first wave of photos released, 101 women were effected (dude has a thing for Dalmatians and titties), from JLaw to Kate Upton. Basically they were mostly women who never showed their goods before. However, this time, he’s released pictures of a bunch of women who have already famously posed nude. I mean, you can’t keep the clothes on Kim Kardashian and Rihanna, those bitches are buck naked all the damn time, so I’m really not sure why some fucking loser is even wasting his damn time leaking pictures of them nude.
Not that I’m even remotely condoning this shit, because there is a huge fucking difference between pictures women willing pose for, knowing that?the public?will see them, and their private, intimate photos that were not meant for public consumption, but someone leaking nude photos of women you can easily Google naked is just stupid and goes to show how much of a low life this guy is.
I mean, look at?Emily Ratajkowski. Yeah, she’s mega hot and I want to see her boobs, but she became famous for being topless in the “Blurred Lines” video, so if I want to see her almost nude I can use fucking YouTube instead of invading her privacy.
If it was just about seeing famous tits and ass I’d almost get it (I mean, it’s still a cunt move, but some people are loser perverts), but it’s become obvious it’s not about that at all, because if it was he wouldn’t bother wasting time releasing pics of women like Kim and Rihanna. No, it’s clear that it’s about violating these women’s privacy and attempting to humiliate them, which is what makes it truly sick.
Aside from Kim, Rihanna, Vanessa (hasn’t she had enough of this dumb photo scandals?!), Emily, and Kelli, the hacker has also released alleged photos of Mary-Kate Olsen, Selena Gomez, Anna Kendrick, and Gabrielle Union.
I can’t even imagine how fucking violated these women must feel. I mean, if someone released my private sexy pics I’d feel like this:
And I’m not even famous, so very few people would actually give a shit about my tit pics, but I’d still be devastated.
I never thought the day would come that I would advise people to not look at topless pictures of attractive women, but in this case, I’m not even interested in looking at this shit, because, amazingly enough, I don’t even think I’m that low.
John Kal says
Don’t you strive to be more than a terrible blogger, requiring food stamps to get by? If so, why wouldn’t you at least TRY to not write like a 14 year old virgin, giggling at how cool it sounds to swear?
StupidCelebs says
I cant say I feel all that bad for them. At what point will they grow up and stop putting themselves into a spot where this can happen. They are well liked and people will eat up any little bit they can. This is why I don’t feel sorry for them. They can stop this by Not taking those pictures and problem solved. Grow up and take their heads out from whom ever Ass its stuck in. Its not like they don’t see it happening to so many others yet they think this ail never happen to them. Grow up and stop insulting people who were real victims of sex crimes.