So, apparently The Fappening is still a thing, as the asshole celebrity nude photo hacker has struck again. For a while now, people have been calling “bullshit” because the hacker has only been releasing naked pics of female celebs. Well, apparently the hacker has heard your complaints and is finally giving the public what they want: celebrity dick pics. And by “celebrity”, I mean Hulk Hogan’s super gross son, Nick.
The celeb nude photo hacker obviously has a really twisted sense of humor, because I would rather watch Hulk Hogan’s sex tape on repeat for 12 hours straight than look at one picture of his son’s nasty dick. We already knew the hacker was a total asshole, but apparently he is also?a sick, twisted sadist as well. Wait…are we sure the hacker isn’t just Gary Busey?
When I heard that the hacker had released dick pics of a famous Nick, I obviously had one initial thought: I get that I’m totally against what this guy is doing and it’s a total invasion of privacy, but please, sweet baby Jesus, let it be Nick Jonas. Because, I mean, come on:
I mean, good Lord Nick Jonas has grown up. But, sadly, it was not dick pics of Nick Jonas that the hacker released. Hell, it wasn’t even Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, or Nic fuckin’ Cage, it was NICK HOGAN! The only thing worse than Naked pics of mega douche Nick Hogan would be naked pics of his sister, Brooke.
So, let me get this straight: the celeb nude hacker releases nude photos of beautiful, famous women; women who will make the front page and have huge stupid scandals over these pics, but when he finally releases a male nude pic he picks a “celeb” that is legitimately less relevant in the world of celebrity than I am. Ok, cool. We get it, you’re a cunt.
Keep up the good work, douche bag. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wait for Nick Jonas to release his own dick pics, because I think that might eventually be a thing.
Me, when that happens:
Emma says
Still rocking it Krysta.
sarah says
I wanna see all the celebrity pet pictures. CATS AND DOGS FOR EVERYONE!