After a week of making a noise like a vaguely racist chainsaw, Jade Goody was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house on Friday to discover that she was bigger news than the announcement that we're on the brink of actual nuclear Armageddon.
Jade Goody left the Celebrity Big Brother house to a deafening wall of audienceless silence, largely because the inevitable booing marking her departure would have knocked all the planet's satellites out of orbit and plunged Earth into a second Stone Age. From then on it was Celebrity Big Brother eviction business as usual; Jade Goody cried enough tears to single-handedly end the drought in Africa and Davina McCall embarked upon a breathtakingly inept exit interview which bizarrely saw her telling viewers "If you want to be a part of this summer's Big Brother…" as if people watching at home would see Jade sobbing and wailing and helplessly apologising for all the international diplomatic unease she'd caused and think "Yeah, that looks like fun, where's the application form?"
But now that Jade Goody has been evicted, Celebrity Big Brother can get back to being the bone-crushingly dull reality TV show we know and love, and that means that we've got another blistering set of Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for you. Here's part one of our Celebrity Big Brother betting odds to win – for Jack Tweed, Danielle Lloyd, Jo O'Meara and Ian Watkins – with help from Paddy Power…
Jack Tweed – Now that Jade Goody has traded life as a Celebrity Big Brother housemate for life as the scapegoat for all of society's problems, this leaves Jack Tweed in a tricky predicament. Since he's been inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, Jack has only said five words – almost half of them used to describe Shilpa as a "wanker" and a "cunt" – but they were all said to Jade. Now Jack is all alone on Celebrity Big Brother, there's every chance that he'll either shrivel up and die without anyone actually noticing, or he'll come out of his shell, show his real personality off and wank off all over someone else's leg for a change. Which of these is most likely? Who cares, it's not as if Jack stands a chance of winning Celebrity Big Brother, is it? Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 66/1
Danielle Lloyd – Lucky old Danielle Lloyd. Thanks to her not having a voice like twenty tectonic plates smashing into each other at a million miles and hour in an echo chamber, she managed to avoid the bulk of the Celebrity Big Brother racism row despite being about a billion times more racist-seeming than Jade Goody. Handily this hasn't gone unnoticed by the public, who now see Danielle Lloyd as the second-least favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother even though the big old racist flap has sort of died down now. What this means is that when Danielle Lloyd is eventually evicted from Celebrity Big Brother it'll be in front of a massive crowd. A massive booing crowd. A massive booing crowd of angry Indians holding burning effigies of Danielle Lloyd, if Endemol got our memo. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 50/1
Jo O'Meara – All of the above goes equally for Jo "Are all Indians thin because they're sick all the time?" O'Meara. During Celebrity Big Brother Jo has changed from a mardy old sourballs to a mardy old sourballs with a nifty side-career as a sneering racist sidekick. Jo O'Meara was conspicuously the only member of The Celebrity Big Brother Bitches Of Elstree (copyright every bloody newspaper ever) not to apologise to Shilpa Shetty for being a bit of an arsehole to her. On the plus side, Jo O'Meara seems to be completely oblivious to all the crap that's going on outside of the Celebrity Big Brother house to the extent that she's actually given a Diary Room speech about how proud she is of her time in the house. And we can always blame her behaviour on PMT – Jo is on the flow, as S Club 7 were so fond of telling us. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 50/1
Ian Watkins – Huh? There are people on Celebrity Big Brother apart from Shilpa and the bullies? Why weren't we informed of this? Taking a step back from all the tedious racism stuff, Ian Watkins has recently shown that there is another side to the Celebrity Big Brother house – a useless simpering side that genuinely couldn't be any more ineffectual if it was made out of dust. All Ian has managed to do during Celebrity Big Brother so far is to cuddle Shilpa now and again and drop a succession of deliberately obscure artist and playwright names into his conversation in a half-baked effort to show people that he isn't just that gurning twat out of Steps. It clearly hasn't worked, since the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds say that Ian Watkins is only fractionally more popular than Pointless Jack and The Racists. In fact, we're glad that last week's Celebrity Big Brother contained so much desperately awkward racism, just because we didn't have to look at Ian's prematurely wizened face as much as usual. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 9/1
Tomorrow – the second half of these Celebrity Big Brother betting odds. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Celebrity Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Fred DePilt says
Anyone see Jade on BBLB over the weekend sobbing awkwardly? I sorta wish it was Danielle
jessie says
I think jade didnt mean to say what she did! it was just in anger she said it! i think she didnt relise what she said cbecause of the anger!
Lorraine says
OK, I do not condone Jade Goody’s comments but honestly do not believe they were made with any racial connotationa whatsoever, however, NO-ONE has picked up on Danielle’s
comments which I feel were more racial inclined, bitchy and downright ignorant. The same goes for that no-brainer of a boyfriend of Jade’s Jack… I mean, can he spell his own name.
Unfortunately, Jade has done herself no favours I feel by going back into the BB house, to be honest, when I saw how she stuck up and defended those who were the servants
was admirable. jade was the only one who did defend thaem against Ken, even berating her mother. If anyone should be bought book about their commments to Shilpa is should be
both Danielle and Jack. As a person of colour myself I took much more offense to Danielle and Jack’s comments and actions more so than Jade’s.
Lorraine says
Shepwrecked 2007 started back on Living TV last night (21/1/07) if you feel Jade’s comments were racial, the veiws and opinions of contestant Lucy on Tiger Island are true to the form of being racist. She
In her opion and has voiced these on TV, anyone who is not white, not slim and does not have blonde hair are in disgusting and have no place or right in Britain. Trust me I sat there with my mouh wide open inastonishment. At 18years old she has been indoctrined with racial and class intolerance hatred and pure ignorance. If that what sending your child to boarding school for 10years does to them.?!!!????
Freddy says
I’m glad Jade got kicked out of the house before she embarrassed herself anymore. Only a few more racists to go.
It’s so funny that they have no idea what the world thinks of them.
sam says
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chris says
jade may have blown her top in the bb house, but seeing the rage she was in i would have thought any possible racist remarks would have been flying let right and centre,[but she didnt] and if the comments made by jade were that bad why do the media keep repeating the same clips over and over and over. jade should sue the arse of big brother. on the same subject why isnt jermaine jackson being pulled over the coals for his comment on jade and her mum,when he called them white trash,some nice remarks from a so called christian person,perhaps he keeps praying for forgiveness. but i cant here him. leave jade alone there are a lot more really bad bad people about not getting half the stick poor old jade is getting. dont forget she has rights to….
Marcus says
Anyone who thinks Jade is a racist hasn’t met many racists. What makes Jade angry is social inequality and injustice, and for her Shilpa was the personification of that. Jade should be lauded not punished.
James says
Lauded?? You complete moron. She doesn’t even know what “social inequality and injustice” means.
stevie says
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jade goody jade is not racist it was jealousey im not saying what jade had said and done was right it was far from right but what about that danielle she said and done worse and yet shes not getting half the bullshit jades getting if your gonna punish jade atleast punish danielle to so you might wanna lay off jade and leave her alone and start giving that danielle a taste of her own medicine i really truley hope jade gets her career back she deserves it shes earned it not just for her but also for jades kids love ya loads jade hope thing get better for ya if theres any real justice in this world that danielle will get all the bullshit you have been through jade lets hope so anyway jade from your biggest fan love ya loads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx